Nothing makes me more angry than when someone asks me to "kindly" do something.

[alice@beige.party]

Nothing makes me more angry than when someone asks me to "kindly" do something.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Alice

Whenever I say "Thanks in advance", I feel like the worst person imaginable

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Alice

Thanks in advance for your speedy response, you absolute motherfucker

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Alice

Aaah, past-me really makes now-me laugh. Thanks, me. You're welcome, me.