<![CDATA[Today in #NotTheOnion]]>Today in

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/acc05a29-6459-434b-8585-623302452587/today-in-nottheonionRSS for NodeMon, 27 Apr 2026 12:15:38 GMTThu, 23 Apr 2026 18:31:07 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:05:38 GMT]]>@mattdm @ohmu agreed, but Nazis had it easy, as the sketch points out 🙂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/users/mdione/statuses/116460299106006216https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/users/mdione/statuses/116460299106006216Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:05:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:03:26 GMT]]>@ohmu Also, today in .

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/officerripley/statuses/116460290499515097https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/officerripley/statuses/116460290499515097Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:03:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:00:08 GMT]]>@mattdm@hachyderm.io @ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us i fk knew it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/algjkq1z3qba0019https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/algjkq1z3qba0019Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:00:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:59:36 GMT]]>@ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/algjk1pe3qba000zhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/algjk1pe3qba000zFri, 24 Apr 2026 13:59:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:36:48 GMT]]>@ohmu Are we the baddies sketch but instead of realizing they have skulls on their uniforms they start thinking about why they work for a company named after artifacts used by evil

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bierschutzpartei.de/users/Eichi/statuses/116459949805901581https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bierschutzpartei.de/users/Eichi/statuses/116459949805901581Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:36:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:20:26 GMT]]>@ohmu
Still not sure 😆

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/amj/statuses/116459885430159142https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/amj/statuses/116459885430159142Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:20:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:53:52 GMT]]>@ohmu I think that if you are depolitised, the argument of security can work because occidental software engineers are mostly white hetero cis dudes (at least in France) and upper working class, with capital to defend, and everything is just a technical problem to solve, nothing else.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/baalroga/statuses/116459780968956861https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/baalroga/statuses/116459780968956861Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:53:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:49:34 GMT]]>@ohmu It's either that, or they always knew. But now that everyone else is cottoning onto what they're up to, they are going to "muse" and "reflect" and "ask difficult questions" as if none of this has even crossed their minds until now.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.bau-ha.us/users/raganwald/statuses/116459764100054958https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.bau-ha.us/users/raganwald/statuses/116459764100054958Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:49:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:27:34 GMT]]>@ohmu


Now? Only now they start to wonder? What were they doing? Playing "Global thermonuclear war" with the WOPR?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116457790148827538https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116457790148827538Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:27:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:15:24 GMT]]>@ohmu fucking idiots

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cultdev/statuses/116456326739504375https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cultdev/statuses/116456326739504375Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:15:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:02:54 GMT]]>@ohmu

Better late than never.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/huntingdon/statuses/116456277556255070https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/huntingdon/statuses/116456277556255070Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:02:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:29:02 GMT]]>@ohmu Wonder no more.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/WideEyedCurious/statuses/116456144430205121https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/WideEyedCurious/statuses/116456144430205121Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:29:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:10:35 GMT]]>@ohmu
i get it, sometimes i make pasta 3 days in a row and then my stomach hurts and i'm like "wait, have i only been eating pasta lately?"

it's kind of like that except instead of absentmindedly making pasta you absentmindedly build and deploy systems that drive mass surveillance, state violence nÊe genocide, and the centralization of power into the hands of genocidal nazis while working for a guy who's best buds with known pedophiles and whose entire schtick for years has been "replace democracy with technofascism also Greta Thunberg is the antichrist"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/lina/statuses/116456071881484604https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/lina/statuses/116456071881484604Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:10:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:58:41 GMT]]>@ohmu

MurderCorp. employees are starting to wonder if murdering makes them the bad guys

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/KanaMauna/statuses/116456025057205587https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/KanaMauna/statuses/116456025057205587Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:58:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:43:12 GMT]]>@ohmu

Yes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mastodonmigration/statuses/116455964183638523https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mastodonmigration/statuses/116455964183638523Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:43:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:39:35 GMT]]>@ohmu uhhh... I think it was pretty clear from the start that Palantir knew they were the bad guys, which is why they worked so hard to keep a low profile in the public eye for so long.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/earthshine/statuses/116455949961111460https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/earthshine/statuses/116455949961111460Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:39:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:02:05 GMT]]>@xoagray @ohmu Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law. Love under will.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Alephwyr/statuses/116455802491996790https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Alephwyr/statuses/116455802491996790Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:02:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:00:54 GMT]]>@xoagray @ohmu 0=2

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Alephwyr/statuses/116455797828442887https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Alephwyr/statuses/116455797828442887Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:00:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:26:10 GMT]]>@ohmu Here, let me help...

Yes. Yes they are.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/xoagray/statuses/116455661245430818https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/xoagray/statuses/116455661245430818Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:26:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:21:35 GMT]]>@ohmu

Obligatory classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mattdm/statuses/116455643241769249https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mattdm/statuses/116455643241769249Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:21:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:45:12 GMT]]>@ohmu

i think even generous applications of a clue-by-4 isn't going to help most of them. even taking a job there pretty much required you to be either fully supporting the misuse or be completely oblivious to any kind of consequences.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116455500192986655https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116455500192986655Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:45:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:43:29 GMT]]>@paul_ipv6
Do you think they needed to run their own version of Mythos to get there?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/ohmu/statuses/116455493425753877https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/ohmu/statuses/116455493425753877Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:43:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Today in #NotTheOnion on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:42:17 GMT]]>@ohmu

"In a near Einsteinian level grasp of the intuitively obvious, palantir employees are starting to wonder if they are doing a bad thing..."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116455488707735181https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116455488707735181Thu, 23 Apr 2026 18:42:17 GMT