My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
Heals people => penicillin
Oh my, that explains everything!
Jesus was a type of Yeast, confirmed
Edit: Oh and also explains why eating his flesh and blood are bread and wine, too.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
>Jesus was actually a form of yeast
If my yeast was a master of parables I'd dedicate my life to it as well.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster "drink my blood" = wine. "Eat of my body" = bread
it all fits
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
I always interpreted the
> Feeding of the 5,000
as meaning that the food looks unappetising, and everyone pretended to eat it just to be polite.
my daughter has taught me that you can easily fill 12 baskets with food that has been artfully shredded to create the impression of eating it
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Yeastus Christ, you're right
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Heals people => penicillin
Oh my, that explains everything!
Jesus was a type of Yeast, confirmed
Edit: Oh and also explains why eating his flesh and blood are bread and wine, too.
@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
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@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
Also fits in with people singing church songs* while cooking
* (as they didn't have clocks nor timers at home that's what they used to track the time in between steps, e.g. Step XYZ, sing 5 Ave Maria, ...)
Christianity is just a big cooking club.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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@Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Now the part of "eat of this bread for it is my flesh" makes sense. It was not about zombies at all.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1 -
My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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@Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1 -
@Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Yeastus!
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@Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus
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