<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/afa2acbe-7f8a-4cf4-97da-dff5d35552ad/fitness-watches-are-basically-expensive-tamogachis-except-the-stupid-animal-you-re-trying-to-keep-alive-is-yourself</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 15:20:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/afa2acbe-7f8a-4cf4-97da-dff5d35552ad.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:13:45 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:05:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerbear%40kind.social">@<span>jerbear</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/Jonasdahl/statuses/116483182056354786</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/Jonasdahl/statuses/116483182056354786</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jonasdahl@expressional.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:05:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:12:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kind.social/@jerbear">@<span>jerbear</span></a></span> I'm not a fan of these, amateur sport and physical activity should return to be fun recreation and not another set of KPIs to optimize.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/emilianosandri/statuses/116482504045475737</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/emilianosandri/statuses/116482504045475737</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[emilianosandri@mastodon.bsd.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:12:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:44:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kind.social/@jerbear" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>jerbear</span></a></span> ouch</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116482394274493536</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116482394274493536</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[androcat@toot.cat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:44:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:39:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kind.social/@jerbear">@<span>jerbear</span></a></span><br />Except I feed my tamagochi better than I feed myself <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://front-end.social/users/DodoTheDev/statuses/116482375622811308</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://front-end.social/users/DodoTheDev/statuses/116482375622811308</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dodothedev@front-end.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:39:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Fitness watches are basically expensive Tamogachis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:38:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kind.social/@jerbear">@<span>jerbear</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://dataare.cool/@anandamide">@<span>anandamide</span></a></span> you right now:</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dataare.cool/users/af/statuses/116482368274140737</link><guid 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