<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now.</p><p>​She even brought her rat toy to make it official. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f400.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rat" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🐀" alt="🐀" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f431.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--cat" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🐱" alt="🐱" /></p><p> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon" rel="tag">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/catstodon" rel="tag">#<span>catstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cathumor" rel="tag">#<span>cathumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cat" rel="tag">#<span>cat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cats" rel="tag">#<span>cats</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/b0f6df73-b044-490f-bed7-91ba7c0eb9db/rule-no.1-of-reading-in-bed-if-you-leave-your-warm-spot-for-10-seconds-it-belongs-to-the-cat-now.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 16:13:41 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/b0f6df73-b044-490f-bed7-91ba7c0eb9db.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 02:04:40 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now. on Fri, 31 Jul 2026 21:03:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/paul_ipv6%40infosec.exchange">@<span>paul_ipv6</span></a></span> She is stealth and moves in fast.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/geospart/statuses/117016611032064491</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/geospart/statuses/117016611032064491</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[geospart@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 21:03:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now. on Fri, 31 Jul 2026 21:02:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@geospart">@<span>geospart</span></a></span> </p><p>"it was vacant! i have already redecorated!"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117016607414068125</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117016607414068125</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 21:02:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now. on Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:59:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://neopaquita.es/@daniel_gonzalez">@<span>daniel_gonzalez</span></a></span> It’s an IKEA kids’ toy, and she absolutely loves it. I tried to buy her another one, but IKEA stopped selling them</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/geospart/statuses/117016598759235551</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/geospart/statuses/117016598759235551</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[geospart@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:59:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rule No.1 of reading in bed: If you leave your warm spot for 10 seconds, it belongs to the cat now. on Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:55:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@geospart">@<span>geospart</span></a></span> my cat has the same rat plushie <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/daniel_gonzalez/statuses/117016583045431987</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/daniel_gonzalez/statuses/117016583045431987</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[daniel_gonzalez@neopaquita.es]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:55:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>