<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>There once was a man from Monsalud<br />Who had a goose named Pascal-Lude<br />He could buy Killybegs<br />But eggs don't lay eggs<br />He cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’</p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/Softbank" rel="tag">#<span>Softbank</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/GooseWasNotValued" rel="tag">#<span>GooseWasNotValued</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/goose" rel="tag">#<span>goose</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/EggsDoNotLayEggs" rel="tag">#<span>EggsDoNotLayEggs</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/MasayoshiSon" rel="tag">#<span>MasayoshiSon</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/limerick" rel="tag">#<span>limerick</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/b15f39db-7741-49b6-aa03-062098f55ce0/there-once-was-a-man-from-monsaludwho-had-a-goose-named-pascal-ludehe-could-buy-killybegsbut-eggs-don-t-lay-eggshe-cried-the-goose-was-not-valued</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 01:16:28 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/b15f39db-7741-49b6-aa03-062098f55ce0.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 08:06:21 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’ on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 15:04:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bright_helpings%40mspsocial.net">@<span>bright_helpings</span></a></span> *does a curtsy* <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f495.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--two_hearts" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💕" alt="💕" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transmom.love/users/elilla/statuses/116817021070366273</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transmom.love/users/elilla/statuses/116817021070366273</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[elilla@transmom.love]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 15:04:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’ on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 15:03:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/elilla%40transmom.love">@<span>elilla</span></a></span> this deserves a goddam round of applause</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116817018167594593</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/bright_helpings/statuses/116817018167594593</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 15:03:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’ on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:55:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/headword%40lingo.lol">@<span>headword</span></a></span><br />nobody remembers bredliks but:</p><p>my name is Goose,<br />and wen i layd<br />my eggs of Gould,<br />3T was mayd<br />for Sharehould<br />of fickle Mood:<br />the Stocks sayd nay,<br />got no valyud.</p><p><a href="https://transmom.love/tags/bredlik" rel="tag">#<span>bredlik</span></a> <a href="https://transmom.love/tags/gooseWasNotValued" rel="tag">#<span>gooseWasNotValued</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transmom.love/users/elilla/statuses/116816983155338788</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transmom.love/users/elilla/statuses/116816983155338788</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[elilla@transmom.love]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:55:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’ on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:16:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is just to say</p><p>I have eaten<br />the eggs<br />that were golden<br />in color</p><p>and which<br />probably<br />don't<br />lay eggs</p><p>Forgive me<br />they were delicious<br />and goose<br />was not valued</p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/Softbank" rel="tag">#<span>Softbank</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/GooseWasNotValued" rel="tag">#<span>GooseWasNotValued</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/goose" rel="tag">#<span>goose</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/EggsDoNotLayEggs" rel="tag">#<span>EggsDoNotLayEggs</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/MasayoshiSon" rel="tag">#<span>MasayoshiSon</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/ThisIsJustToSay" rel="tag">#<span>ThisIsJustToSay</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lingo.lol/users/headword/statuses/116816830533175085</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lingo.lol/users/headword/statuses/116816830533175085</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[headword@lingo.lol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:16:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to There once was a man from MonsaludWho had a goose named Pascal-LudeHe could buy KillybegsBut eggs don&#x27;t lay eggsHe cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’ on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 13:56:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Eggs do not lay eggs<br />Market only saw three eggs<br />Goose was not valued</p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/Softbank" rel="tag">#<span>Softbank</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/GooseWasNotValued" rel="tag">#<span>GooseWasNotValued</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/goose" rel="tag">#<span>goose</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/EggsDoNotLayEggs" rel="tag">#<span>EggsDoNotLayEggs</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/MasayoshiSon" rel="tag">#<span>MasayoshiSon</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/haiku" rel="tag">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/senry%C5%AB" rel="tag">#<span>senryū</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lingo.lol/users/headword/statuses/116816751464601538</link><guid 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