<![CDATA[Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio]]>Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio

(This is a known issue, currently being fixed)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/bb9fa8d5-6cdb-40f0-83b4-01f429316f39/thank-you-aws-for-the-impromptu-cardioRSS for NodeFri, 24 Jul 2026 13:23:45 GMTFri, 17 Jul 2026 10:37:17 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:58:34 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina

Awfully specific also.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hnapel/statuses/116936141368930423https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hnapel/statuses/116936141368930423Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:58:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:46:16 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina just think of the PR for this.

"AWS' new cardio program just dropped, y'all"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116936092948069661https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116936092948069661Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:46:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:42:23 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina I can hear your wallet still panting from the panic attack.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116936077736794291https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116936077736794291Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:41:21 GMT]]>@stekopf As far as I know, not yet!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116936073649532758https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116936073649532758Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:41:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:31:42 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina

I refer to the last sentence where they point at the AWS Budget dashboard for further details. I have no AWS and am just curious whether there are more details about how this hilarious amount was calculated.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/stekopf/statuses/116936035684855313https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/stekopf/statuses/116936035684855313Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:31:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:15:49 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina I got mine too! a hefty 8 banillion dollahs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/cendyne/statuses/116935973234323646https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/cendyne/statuses/116935973234323646Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:15:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 15:01:27 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina@rubber.social I mean, at least it’s accurate - $1.2B is definitely more than $1.60.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.rjp.is/objects/a989eec0-f0a1-4c91-8386-4a82cc3e339dhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.rjp.is/objects/a989eec0-f0a1-4c91-8386-4a82cc3e339dFri, 17 Jul 2026 15:01:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 14:56:01 GMT]]>@stekopf I checked when I got the email and it just had the same ludicrous figure - but it’s there where I noticed this was a currently known and ongoing issue

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116935895382522649https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116935895382522649Fri, 17 Jul 2026 14:56:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 14:39:47 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina

Does the dashboard have any useful (and shareable) details?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/stekopf/statuses/116935831583253487https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/stekopf/statuses/116935831583253487Fri, 17 Jul 2026 14:39:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:27:54 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina just the usual friday bill, nothing to see here

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rivals.space/ap/users/115815127746822814/statuses/116935548891100850https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rivals.space/ap/users/115815127746822814/statuses/116935548891100850Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:27:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:25:57 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina
Any bets it was cause by AI coding. 🀣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.tacoma.community/users/justin/statuses/116935541206578282https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.tacoma.community/users/justin/statuses/116935541206578282Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:25:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:13:06 GMT]]>@RealGene @RinaVolpina

Wouldn't that make the number negative? AWS owes you that billion dollars.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/Ralph/statuses/116935490691464195https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/Ralph/statuses/116935490691464195Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:13:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:59:46 GMT]]>@aylith yeah, seems to scale with the real usage!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116935438255817172https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/RinaVolpina/statuses/116935438255817172Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:59:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:52:26 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina
This is just the Bezos Rollover Bug, where Jeff's wealth exceeded 63 bits.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/RealGene/statuses/116935409429257214https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/RealGene/statuses/116935409429257214Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:52:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:51:36 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina hahaha just saw a toot saying some people are getting bills larger than the GDP of Finland xD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xantronix.social/ap/users/116670159660282107/statuses/116935406147750909https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xantronix.social/ap/users/116670159660282107/statuses/116935406147750909Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:51:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:46:27 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/116935385880392130https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/116935385880392130Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:46:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:46:18 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina I would just tell them "good luck with that."

They must have put you on the musk plan.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116935385320122213https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116935385320122213Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:46:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:20:02 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina that's AWS adopting AI in their billing πŸ€–

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://muenchen.social/users/olafke/statuses/116935282034890022https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://muenchen.social/users/olafke/statuses/116935282034890022Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:20:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:12:46 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina@rubber.social my manager is like "how much does this aws stuff cost us?"
Me:

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aosgq7ra7vnp00fohttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aosgq7ra7vnp00foFri, 17 Jul 2026 12:12:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:06:27 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina try reducing from 3 nat gateways to 1

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/xssfox/statuses/116935228618684078https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/xssfox/statuses/116935228618684078Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:06:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 11:38:03 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina If you owe Amazon $100, that's your problem. If you owe Amazon $1271309247.83, that's Amazon's problem.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116935116965971653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116935116965971653Fri, 17 Jul 2026 11:38:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 11:29:56 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina you owe aws a thousand dollars its your problem. you owe aws a billion dollars - its theirs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.fa.gl/users/sangu/statuses/116935085007068843https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.fa.gl/users/sangu/statuses/116935085007068843Fri, 17 Jul 2026 11:29:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 10:57:48 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina
For the rest of my life and thenlife of my grand grad children πŸ˜…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/users/Vash/statuses/116934958659138961https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/users/Vash/statuses/116934958659138961Fri, 17 Jul 2026 10:57:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 10:55:14 GMT]]>@RinaVolpina
ah, so that's why Amazon is worth a billion :3c

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/tthbaltazar/statuses/116934948603286648https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/tthbaltazar/statuses/116934948603286648Fri, 17 Jul 2026 10:55:14 GMT