<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/bc3230ef-0cd8-4d6d-8102-f17d06ffe000/when-you-absolutely-positively-need-the-world-to-know-that-you-are-in-fact-an-antisocial-self-centered-jack-ass.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 01:03:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/bc3230ef-0cd8-4d6d-8102-f17d06ffe000.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:53:39 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 06:22:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> Lotta BMWs in there, too. Oh what a shocker.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/116820631016659566</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/116820631016659566</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 06:22:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:58:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> You didn't mention stupid.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116820535985377508</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116820535985377508</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:58:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:55:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/theriac%40plasmatrap.com">@<span>Theriac</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> <br />The flat solid metal bumper is child torso/face height. Roo bars look like adult torso height.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/Gurre/statuses/116820522751427121</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/Gurre/statuses/116820522751427121</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gurre@mastodon.nu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:55:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:08:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@The_Tim@mastodon.social</a><span> <br />And that's just for the child height roo bars.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/anzgrsj4vv</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/anzgrsj4vv</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[theriac@plasmatrap.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 05:08:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:19:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> This seems to apply for all dodge or ram products.... <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" />   Corporate projection - followers flock</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/decapitae/statuses/116820147258193785</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/decapitae/statuses/116820147258193785</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[decapitae@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:19:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:08:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> I fantasize about putting a screwdriver through the door when I see that</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fullywoolly/statuses/116820102895296397</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fullywoolly/statuses/116820102895296397</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fullywoolly@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:08:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:30:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> gender affirming suburban grocery getter pick up truck</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/eRileyKc/statuses/116819952849435126</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/eRileyKc/statuses/116819952849435126</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[erileykc@thepit.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:30:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:29:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/deirdrebeth%40mas.to" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>deirdrebeth</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> Around here that would probably get a huge dent in your car as they would just rip open the door slamming it into your car on purpose.</p><p>Like, I guess you could sue them, but it's not exactly an easy process and probably not worth it...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116819949758308400</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116819949758308400</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:29:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:28:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nazokiyoubinbou%40urusai.social">@<span>nazokiyoubinbou</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> </p><p>I like to snuggle my tiny car right up next to them when they do this. I can fit in so I'm not extended into the 2nd space - and they're going to have to climb in through their passenger side to get into their vehicle. <br />It's petty, and I'm ok with that.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/deirdrebeth/statuses/116819944150364702</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/deirdrebeth/statuses/116819944150364702</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[deirdrebeth@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:28:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:10:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> I've seen even worse:  someone managed to park in <em>four</em> parking spots once.</p><p>What is <em>wrong</em> with these people?  Like that should be the point where they get carried away kicking and screaming in a straight-jacket.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116819874794582325</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116819874794582325</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:10:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:02:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> Monster little-dick energy.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://alaskan.social/users/EyeOnAlaska/statuses/116819843522025982</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://alaskan.social/users/EyeOnAlaska/statuses/116819843522025982</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eyeonalaska@alaskan.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:02:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 02:09:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/the_tim%40mastodon.social">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> always have a tire-stem removal tool or at least some big pliers handy.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116819634899541401</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116819634899541401</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 02:09:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:26:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> Nice truck.  Shame about your penis.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/chertridge/statuses/116819467262769099</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/chertridge/statuses/116819467262769099</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chertridge@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:26:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:09:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> the other day I couldn't use a handicapped parking spot because a massive SUV parked on the line and with his extended side mirrors there was no way I could park. It's awful how some of these truck owners can be</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FaithinBones/statuses/116819398337920091</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FaithinBones/statuses/116819398337920091</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[faithinbones@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:09:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:03:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim">@<span>The_Tim</span></a></span> <br />Probably not a coincidence that a lot of ICE agents drive these things.</p><p><a href="https://www.autoevolution.com/news/ram-2500-drivers-are-worst-dui-offenders-study-finds-153356.html" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>autoevolution.com/news/ram-250</span><span>0-drivers-are-worst-dui-offenders-study-finds-153356.html</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/116819374056112697</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/116819374056112697</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:03:07 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>