<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[“My god!” She exclaimed.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>“My god!” She exclaimed.</p><p>“What is it?” He asked.</p><p>“There’s no time to explain.”</p><p>She jumped up and from her desk in the operations room and ran to the metal locker in the corner.</p><p>She flung it open to reveal a full-bore shotgun, which she grabbed, along with as many shells as she could fit in her hands and jeans pockets.</p><p>“Veronica?! What are you doing!!” He screamed, now standing as well.</p><p>But it was too late. She had already charged through the door and had headed on to the datacenter floor.</p><p>He walked out onto the balcony to see what was going on. He was treated to only the briefest listen to the familiar white noise hum of the servers and equipment racks, before the tranquility was shattered by the unmistakable carnage of several shot gun shells being fired towards the hardware.</p><p>He ducked for cover. It must’ve only been a couple of seconds, but it felt like an eternity as she laid waste to the computers that until just a few minutes ago she had been peacefully monitoring.</p><p>The shooting subsided, he felt comfortable enough to stand up once again.</p><p>Dust, bits of servers, smoke and other debris filled the air.</p><p>She slowly walked back up the stairs, now covered in a dirty layer of the various materials, and holding a still smoking shotgun.</p><p>“What the hell was that about?!” He asked.</p><p>“The AI,” she said. “It started podcasting.”</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/microfiction" rel="tag">#<span>microfiction</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/bd28729d-be64-474e-924b-88e33e5231f0/my-god-she-exclaimed.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 07:29:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/bd28729d-be64-474e-924b-88e33e5231f0.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:57:51 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:05:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/20002ist%40thepit.social">@<span>20002ist</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> You don't fire through the meatslicer because when the drone explodes, you have to fly through the debris and blast. You fly parallel to the drone and shoot out the side from the rear cockpit while the pilot flies from the front cockpit. <a href="https://www.twz.com/air/this-is-how-ukrainian-yak-52-crews-hunt-russian-drones" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>twz.com/air/this-is-how-ukrain</span><span>ian-yak-52-crews-hunt-russian-drones</span></a> <a href="https://pdx.social/tags/DroneHunter" rel="tag">#<span>DroneHunter</span></a> <a href="https://pdx.social/tags/Yak52" rel="tag">#<span>Yak52</span></a> <a href="https://pdx.social/tags/CivilAirPatrol" rel="tag">#<span>CivilAirPatrol</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/503bartley/statuses/116756860980085029</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/503bartley/statuses/116756860980085029</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[503bartley@pdx.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:05:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 18:21:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/discobeez%40mas.to">@<span>discobeez</span></a></span> Thanks! Yes I do! I have written 5, 3 fiction, 2 non-fiction!</p><p><a href="https://infosecdiaries.com" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>infosecdiaries.com</span><span></span></a> has the details.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SecureOwl/statuses/116755510233259419</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SecureOwl/statuses/116755510233259419</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[secureowl@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 18:21:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 18:18:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> do you write books? If much of your writing is like this, I'm buying whatever you have on the shelves.</p><p>This is excellent.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/discobeez/statuses/116755499237603907</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/discobeez/statuses/116755499237603907</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[discobeez@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 18:18:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 14:55:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tweesecake.social/users/ednun_p/statuses/116754698593743617</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tweesecake.social/users/ednun_p/statuses/116754698593743617</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ednun_p@tweesecake.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 14:55:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 14:55:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tweesecake.social/users/ednun_p/statuses/116754697466031714</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tweesecake.social/users/ednun_p/statuses/116754697466031714</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ednun_p@tweesecake.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 14:55:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 12:55:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/503bartley%40pdx.social">@<span>503bartley</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> Started pondering the issues around rigging a synchro gear for firing through the propeller blades and gave up as soon as I checked the DC Code definition of an illegal “assault weapon.”</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116754229253639477</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116754229253639477</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[20002ist@thepit.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 12:55:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:57:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/AI" rel="tag">#<span>AI</span></a> is <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/clankers" rel="tag">#<span>clankers</span></a> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f916.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--robot_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤖" alt="🤖" /> all the way down, and that’s why wankers love <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f495.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--two_hearts" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💕" alt="💕" /> it *so much!*</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Resist" rel="tag">#<span>Resist</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/AIslop" rel="tag">#<span>AIslop</span></a>.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.science/users/ChemicalEyeGuy/statuses/116752820520820385</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.science/users/ChemicalEyeGuy/statuses/116752820520820385</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chemicaleyeguy@mstdn.science]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:57:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:57:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> Corporate greed animates an AI podcast's undead existence; mere bullets cannot stop it, one must strike their bottom line.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/zooopnir/statuses/116752584782695795</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/zooopnir/statuses/116752584782695795</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[zooopnir@dice.camp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:57:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:49:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/20002ist%40thepit.social">@<span>20002ist</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> Kalashnikov AR-12 12 gauge semi-auto on sale at Palmetto State Armory. Perfect for drone hunting from your biplane cockpit.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/503bartley/statuses/116752553347274851</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/503bartley/statuses/116752553347274851</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[503bartley@pdx.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:49:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:13:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gurre%40mastodon.nu">@<span>Gurre</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> I've had to endure excruciating AI-written and voiced "podcasts" creeping into corporate training material over the last couple of years. I can't stand them - they are dire and make my brain hurt.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/mossman/statuses/116750993585367482</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/mossman/statuses/116750993585367482</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mossman@social.vivaldi.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:13:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:23:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.world/@BurrLand01">@<span>BurrLand01</span></a></span> </p><p>First words of the AI podcast: "I am Mecha Hitler..."</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116750798511669179</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116750798511669179</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[brentguernsey@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:23:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:48:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> fair!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/116750662007783933</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/116750662007783933</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[stompyrobot@mastodon.gamedev.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:48:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:11:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> I feel sorry for those computers. If maybe she could do whatever she was doing to the people responsible for putting those computers there, it’d probably solve a lot of our problems.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116742983978105702/statuses/116750516989911385</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116742983978105702/statuses/116750516989911385</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[x76sys@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:03:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> sci-fi reality award-winner right here</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/allanb/statuses/116750485149674846</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/allanb/statuses/116750485149674846</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[allanb@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:41:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> Strong When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth vibes. <a href="https://craphound.com/overclocked/Cory_Doctorow_-_Overclocked_-_When_Sysadmins_Ruled_the_Earth.html" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>craphound.com/overclocked/Cory</span><span>_Doctorow_-_Overclocked_-_When_Sysadmins_Ruled_the_Earth.html</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/slowenough/statuses/116750396421090392</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/slowenough/statuses/116750396421090392</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[slowenough@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:41:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:37:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/tezoatlipoca%40mas.to">@<span>tezoatlipoca</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/stompyrobot%40mastodon.gamedev.place">@<span>StompyRobot</span></a></span> </p><p>As a good Texan, I feel like that's not an overreaction.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darkmoon.social/users/bruce/statuses/116750381490067861</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darkmoon.social/users/bruce/statuses/116750381490067861</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bruce@darkmoon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:37:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:26:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> As a podcaster, I like that story! <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f601.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--grin" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😁" alt="😁" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/NatureMC/statuses/116750337850201974</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/NatureMC/statuses/116750337850201974</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[naturemc@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:26:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:20:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> <br />AI podcasts feels like they're probably already a thing?<br />AI/finance/bro podcasting could be rife with at least attempts to get traction for such?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/Gurre/statuses/116750316036413517</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/Gurre/statuses/116750316036413517</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gurre@mastodon.nu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:20:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:20:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> I don't know how to clap my hands here.  But yay, I want more please.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116750313360846160</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116750313360846160</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bedifferent@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:20:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:12:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> 000 buck. It’s the only way to be sure.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116750284875419046</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116750284875419046</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[20002ist@thepit.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:12:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:11:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/oohokaykay%40beige.party">@<span>OohOkayKay</span></a></span> "purse pants"!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mabande/statuses/116750280298164283</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mabande/statuses/116750280298164283</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mabande@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:11:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:10:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bweller%40mstdn.social">@<span>bweller</span></a></span> Our sergeants and lieutenants would not have passed me if I had trusted in ricochets not coming back, or even more importantly, risked hurting civilians. We didn’t use shots, though, we used 7.62 NATO.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/ahltorp/statuses/116750276689447182</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/ahltorp/statuses/116750276689447182</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:10:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:53:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ahltorp%40mastodon.nu">@<span>ahltorp</span></a></span> thats why you use lead instead of steel shot</p><p>steel shot damn near always bounces</p><p>also, safety glasses.. you only get hit by a shot coming back once before you decide that maybe they are a good idea <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /> proper PPE is important in the work environment</p><p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116750208944884002</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116750208944884002</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bweller@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:53:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to “My god!” She exclaimed. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:44:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/secureowl%40infosec.exchange">@<span>SecureOwl</span></a></span> This story *is* glorious… and if anyone wants more glory on LLM-generated podcasts, this post is amazing: <a href="https://katedaviesdesigns.com/2026/04/29/knitting-bullshit/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>katedaviesdesigns.com/2026/04/</span><span>29/knitting-bullshit/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jamescooke/statuses/116750175219190013</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jamescooke/statuses/116750175219190013</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jamescooke@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:44:56 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>