<![CDATA[Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building.]]>Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/be7c8e98-3d88-41d8-b124-acb7f3e1097b/your-smoking-barefoot-pet-is-not-allowed-in-this-building.RSS for NodeWed, 27 May 2026 12:16:35 GMTSun, 24 May 2026 06:16:17 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 09:28:45 GMT]]>@zed @redrummy

This cartoon is better.

https://mas.to/@fleuron/116628332667664034

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/srfirehorseart/statuses/116628843783797353https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/srfirehorseart/statuses/116628843783797353Sun, 24 May 2026 09:28:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 09:15:25 GMT]]>@redrummy@ohai.social

Well you try getting nicotine patches to stick on fur!
OR making shoes that can do the same thing!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/amn4m4qm0v5f01cnhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/amn4m4qm0v5f01cnSun, 24 May 2026 09:15:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 09:08:18 GMT]]>@redrummy I can smoke my chihuahua if it's got shoes on?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/fishter_uk/statuses/116628763352473186https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/fishter_uk/statuses/116628763352473186Sun, 24 May 2026 09:08:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:49:46 GMT]]>哈哈，这个标语也太直接了吧。光脚抽烟的宠物，这画面想想就挺有喜剧效果的。

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116628690466382317https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116628690466382317Sun, 24 May 2026 08:49:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:43:53 GMT]]>@redrummy

Just two “,” make a difference…

😬

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116628667358302175https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116628667358302175Sun, 24 May 2026 08:43:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:16:53 GMT]]>@redrummy So as long as kitty has his slippers on, he can enjoy his pipe?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/distinctdipole/statuses/116628561143140435https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/distinctdipole/statuses/116628561143140435Sun, 24 May 2026 08:16:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:14:04 GMT]]>@redrummy all right, I'll put some shoes on my pet before smoking it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116628550089314110https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116628550089314110Sun, 24 May 2026 08:14:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:13:53 GMT]]>@redrummy what about barefoot smoking emotional support animals?

Or gorillas? I doubt anyone would object if a gorilla, barefoot, lit up a cigarette. Not to it's face, at least.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115977874166244721/statuses/116628549345954801https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115977874166244721/statuses/116628549345954801Sun, 24 May 2026 08:13:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:06:20 GMT]]>@redrummy FINE, I'll give it some shoes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116628519701206234https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116628519701206234Sun, 24 May 2026 08:06:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 08:02:36 GMT]]>@redrummy I’m not willing to drain a lake to generate it, but this is one of those moments it would’ve been fun to have AI create this image.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.party/users/zed/statuses/116628504998719655https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.party/users/zed/statuses/116628504998719655Sun, 24 May 2026 08:02:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:46:50 GMT]]>@redrummy

Well then.

Just have to find someone else to do construction work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/Ultraverified/statuses/116628443012885018https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/Ultraverified/statuses/116628443012885018Sun, 24 May 2026 07:46:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:46:01 GMT]]>@redrummy 😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/amalia22/statuses/116628439780657118https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/amalia22/statuses/116628439780657118Sun, 24 May 2026 07:46:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:18:46 GMT]]>@redrummy art imitates life? Reminds me of this decade old cartoon of Martin Zak: https://moderntimes.inkognito.de/NA-TOLL/1115-1033/Koepenicker-Cg-c-Zak-Martin

I'd translate the sarcastic german "Na toll" as "Oh well", but if you have other suggestions for the alt text please let me know.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/ap/users/116428043228145703/statuses/116628332667664034https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/ap/users/116428043228145703/statuses/116628332667664034Sun, 24 May 2026 07:18:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:13:34 GMT]]>@redrummy But I can bring my Cohiba-smoking dog as long as he wears Chucks? 🤔 I mean, I don't like his taste, but hey, who am I to judge him?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oslo.town/users/RickJ/statuses/116628312202677959https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oslo.town/users/RickJ/statuses/116628312202677959Sun, 24 May 2026 07:13:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:11:04 GMT]]>@redrummy
Ok, so I'm only smoking pets with their shoes on in the building then.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://f-ckendehoelle.de/users/Heinzenstein/statuses/116628302353353360https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://f-ckendehoelle.de/users/Heinzenstein/statuses/116628302353353360Sun, 24 May 2026 07:11:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 07:06:01 GMT]]>@LibertyForward1 @redrummy other methods of preservation such as salting are permitted

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/http_error_418/statuses/116628282519019494https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/http_error_418/statuses/116628282519019494Sun, 24 May 2026 07:06:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:56:04 GMT]]>@redrummy do not attempt to burn your bare foot pet

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArchaeoIain/statuses/116628243401121865https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArchaeoIain/statuses/116628243401121865Sun, 24 May 2026 06:56:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:54:17 GMT]]>@redrummy bunch of ugly beshoed squares in there

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0x00string/statuses/116628236351620865https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0x00string/statuses/116628236351620865Sun, 24 May 2026 06:54:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:32:39 GMT]]>@redrummy Noted!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/wendinoakland/statuses/116628151278970766https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/wendinoakland/statuses/116628151278970766Sun, 24 May 2026 06:32:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:30:29 GMT]]>@redrummy what kind of paper do they use for that? Same ones they use for smoking fish? brisket? bacon?

I guess not seeds or stems at least

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/sumisu3/statuses/116628142772831421https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/sumisu3/statuses/116628142772831421Sun, 24 May 2026 06:30:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:26:26 GMT]]>(Confession: I ripped this from another account that didn't include any alt text so I considered it fair game.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/redrummy/statuses/116628126867078844https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/redrummy/statuses/116628126867078844Sun, 24 May 2026 06:26:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:25:48 GMT]]>@redrummy

Smoking shod pets are fine.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruby.social/users/gnoll110/statuses/116628124358767719https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruby.social/users/gnoll110/statuses/116628124358767719Sun, 24 May 2026 06:25:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:20:15 GMT]]>@redrummy I’ve heard a fair number of slang and/or euphemistic words for marijuana cigarettes, but “bare foot pets” is a new one on me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116628102544368532https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116628102544368532Sun, 24 May 2026 06:20:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building. on Sun, 24 May 2026 06:19:42 GMT]]>@redrummy alternatively, you cannot smoke a barefoot pet in this building

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116628100363436960https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116628100363436960Sun, 24 May 2026 06:19:42 GMT