<![CDATA[I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email.]]>I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c1c7ee37-4f57-4339-be83-251f3114483a/i-donated-blood-last-week-and-just-received-this-extremely-cursed-image-in-a-follow-up-email.RSS for NodeMon, 24 Aug 2026 22:23:48 GMTFri, 21 Aug 2026 20:39:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:48:17 GMT]]>@jabronus Let's see. I came in the front door and put my shoes in the mudroom…put my keys on the hook…brought the groceries into the kitchen and put them away…got the ice cream out the freezer and brought it with me to the table, which means my blood should be riiiiight…

…Dammit!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/isocat/statuses/117138292539693810https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/isocat/statuses/117138292539693810Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:48:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:34:38 GMT]]>@jabronus is this the sequel to disney's "where is my water?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/117138238913774764https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/117138238913774764Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:34:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:20:08 GMT]]>@jabronus We Have Your Package Blood

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://martinh.net/users/m/statuses/117138181854960894https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://martinh.net/users/m/statuses/117138181854960894Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:20:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:45:43 GMT]]>@jabronus Every acquaintance of Count Dracula and Lestat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Illuminatus/statuses/117138046576342285https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Illuminatus/statuses/117138046576342285Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:45:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:16:11 GMT]]>@jellyfriend @jabronus yeah I'm sure they really do good work. My comment was kind of flippant, and superficial; purely based on the optics of what was posted here.- I apologize, and, I'm sure they Do important work. -- Sorry.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fairy.id/ap/users/117107050310957403/statuses/117137930399129999https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fairy.id/ap/users/117107050310957403/statuses/117137930399129999Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:16:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:14:33 GMT]]>@tooth @jabronus i disagree, they need to give their current team a 'good work' biscuit, on account of this being such good work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/jellyfriend/statuses/117137924030044314https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/jellyfriend/statuses/117137924030044314Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:14:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:13:20 GMT]]>@jabronus incredible

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/jellyfriend/statuses/117137919206384177https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/jellyfriend/statuses/117137919206384177Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:13:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 06:25:04 GMT]]>@jabronus @rmondello I guess you can be glad that the delivery person is not a sparkly vampire.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.lol/users/mangochutney/statuses/117137729428995477https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.lol/users/mangochutney/statuses/117137729428995477Sat, 22 Aug 2026 06:25:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 06:08:52 GMT]]>@jabronus clearly it went to Transylvania

via the second biggest blood sucking capital; Washington D.C.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/normjess/statuses/117137665739359164https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/normjess/statuses/117137665739359164Sat, 22 Aug 2026 06:08:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 05:45:25 GMT]]>@jabronus youtube clickbait thumbnail energy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/117137573534541372https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/117137573534541372Sat, 22 Aug 2026 05:45:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 04:40:53 GMT]]>@jabronus WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BLOOD?! HOW LONG UNTIL I DIE WITHOUT IT????

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/117137319736324029https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/117137319736324029Sat, 22 Aug 2026 04:40:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 04:39:55 GMT]]>@jabronus Where did….MY BLOOD GO?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/117137315933644723https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/117137315933644723Sat, 22 Aug 2026 04:39:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 03:52:35 GMT]]>@jabronus
reminds me of a comedy skit i saw
“i never donating blood again! ever! the very second you walk in the door, just question after question ‘where’d you get it? why’s it in a bucket?’ do ya fuckin want it or don’t ya?!”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/SeaDonut/statuses/117137129834732456https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/SeaDonut/statuses/117137129834732456Sat, 22 Aug 2026 03:52:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 03:15:19 GMT]]>@jabronus probably just a weird vampire…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dusty.ninja/users/bryan/statuses/01M0KQEDZRFCMP84JXH2Y2P196https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dusty.ninja/users/bryan/statuses/01M0KQEDZRFCMP84JXH2Y2P196Sat, 22 Aug 2026 03:15:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 02:27:42 GMT]]>@jabronus thank you for the fit of giggles I’m currently experiencing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bne.social/users/colingourlay/statuses/117136796075779429https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bne.social/users/colingourlay/statuses/117136796075779429Sat, 22 Aug 2026 02:27:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:52:54 GMT]]>@jabronus My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonchat.org/users/baralheia/statuses/117136659197446610https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonchat.org/users/baralheia/statuses/117136659197446610Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:52:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:28:49 GMT]]>@jabronus@mastodon.design i eated it 😋

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/aq79kraajhkx0l71https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/aq79kraajhkx0l71Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:28:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:26:49 GMT]]>@jabronus I know what you did with my blood

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/bougiewonderland/statuses/117136556637925653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/bougiewonderland/statuses/117136556637925653Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:26:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:23:13 GMT]]>@jabronus I am, alas, banned from donating blood in on account of having had a teeny tiny back on 1 September 2023, and despite having a letter from a GP saying that I’m stable and medically fit to give blood.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/arcadiagt5/statuses/117136306548206430https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/arcadiagt5/statuses/117136306548206430Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:23:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:08:42 GMT]]>@jabronus i immediately heard a very different version of The Supremes:

Baby, baby,
Where did our blood go?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Bfordham/statuses/117136249484707083https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Bfordham/statuses/117136249484707083Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:08:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:08:19 GMT]]>@jabronus

Isn't that a Supremes song?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/117136247984974128https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/117136247984974128Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:08:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:56:41 GMT]]>@jabronus

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/hackerman/statuses/117136202246965656https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/hackerman/statuses/117136202246965656Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:56:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:53:01 GMT]]>@jabronus I guess they want to make sure you never donate again?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fnordon.de/users/transitionalaspect/statuses/117136187812693247https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fnordon.de/users/transitionalaspect/statuses/117136187812693247Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:53:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email. on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:39:01 GMT]]>@jabronus@mastodon.design

Don't book a flight anytime soon, would suck if you went to Miami while the airfare company sent your blood to France or something.

I've seen it happen to luggage.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sosial.link/notes/aq75njt873https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sosial.link/notes/aq75njt873Fri, 21 Aug 2026 23:39:01 GMT