<![CDATA[I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18]]>I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c1e1bd33-0315-4466-a21d-d1eb502794d5/i-just-had-to-confirm-to-my-washing-machine-that-i-m-over-18RSS for NodeSun, 12 Jul 2026 09:45:16 GMTSat, 11 Jul 2026 00:08:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:45:27 GMT]]>@foone Interesting … We have a saying in Dutch about very simple jobs: “een kind kan de was doen”. Literal translation: “a child can do laundry”. I guess those days are over now.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/116899520695205869https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/116899520695205869Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:45:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:42:00 GMT]]>@foone @Burstaholic
"can't be added"
thems fighting words
open her up.
I wanna see the comms board.
/s

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116899507088141399https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116899507088141399Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:42:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:40:12 GMT]]>@foone
Probably need VPN to use washing machine

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Pouakai/statuses/116899500039879045https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Pouakai/statuses/116899500039879045Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:40:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:38:33 GMT]]>@jra @foone And let us never forget the countless young lives claimed in their prime by the merciless spin cycle. They had their whole loads ahead of them.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116899493529831948https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116899493529831948Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:38:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:23:24 GMT]]>@foone Can never be too sure.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/asyetundecided/statuses/116899433946050482https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/asyetundecided/statuses/116899433946050482Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:23:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:18:54 GMT]]>@foone "What are you doing, standard user?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nohhue/statuses/116899416244028664https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nohhue/statuses/116899416244028664Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:18:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:53:52 GMT]]>@WhyNotZoidberg @Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit "problem"....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116899317866615241https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116899317866615241Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:53:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:37:22 GMT]]>@foone wtf maan!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Pomegranatepirate/statuses/116899252947970081https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Pomegranatepirate/statuses/116899252947970081Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:37:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:31:23 GMT]]>@Cadbury_Moose @foone I too use my washing machine for cooking

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116899229432407585https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116899229432407585Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:31:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:30:21 GMT]]>@gsuberland @foone @nblr my P1S does timelapses on the microSD card but yeah if you’ve got a model with a USB port that should work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899225352901279https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899225352901279Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:30:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:29:48 GMT]]>@Blort @foone or you've been told to by your parents who quite frankly don't need anymore obstacles in the way of trying to teach their teenage kid to become responsible

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116899223204112763https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116899223204112763Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:29:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:29:11 GMT]]>@gsuberland @piepants @nblr
oh interesting. I'll have to try that

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/116899220789375616https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/116899220789375616Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:29:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:27:55 GMT]]>@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit (stumbling across this thread)... From memory Samsung went out publicly (or leaked an internal memo, I don't know) stating that they had a problem that only 20% of their smart devices ever got connected by customers.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/WhyNotZoidberg/statuses/116899215777143329https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/WhyNotZoidberg/statuses/116899215777143329Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:27:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:23:46 GMT]]>@foone @nblr yeah, mine's local only too, but my trust in network connected devices is so low it's also on a firewalled VLAN.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899199475261243https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899199475261243Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:23:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:22:50 GMT]]>@piepants @nblr heh. mine is on "local network only" mode, which seems good other than the fact it refuses to do timelapses

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/116899195825784761https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/116899195825784761Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:22:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:19:15 GMT]]>@foone I am sorry for our loss.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/0x520/statuses/116899181747765035https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/0x520/statuses/116899181747765035Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:19:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:14:30 GMT]]>@nblr @foone Got one of those on my 3D printer, thanks to Bambu.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899163032510960https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/piepants/statuses/116899163032510960Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:14:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:11:26 GMT]]>@foone ⚠️ Underwear Detected

Please upload your government ID to continue

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116899150969945295https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116899150969945295Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:11:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:00:33 GMT]]>@foone

Mine says the "Wool/Silk" program is blocked in my region because of licencing.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jerrej/statuses/116899108200158936https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jerrej/statuses/116899108200158936Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:00:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:58:15 GMT]]>@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit I think it was when I decided to get one of those new fangled gmail accounts they were handing out.

Had to replace my kissmyass.com email address when they went away.

They said they wouldn't be evil and we're all one happy, united family here in the US of A. Why would I doubt anything? It's time to build the things!!!

Sorry. I'm way stupider than I thought.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116899099172250001https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116899099172250001Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:58:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:51:22 GMT]]>@bachimusprime @foone What's liberals?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116899072088010658https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116899072088010658Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:51:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:51:14 GMT]]>@EeveeEuphoria @foone If you're under 18 it won't enter the spin cycle.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116899071566751365https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116899071566751365Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:51:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:16:18 GMT]]>@foone

well next them wear pants when you are standing in front of your washing machine

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bici/statuses/116898934217709257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bici/statuses/116898934217709257Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:16:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18 on Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:07:31 GMT]]>@foone LOL teenagers' new excuse to avoid doing the laundry

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/germanio/statuses/116898899669691945https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/germanio/statuses/116898899669691945Sat, 11 Jul 2026 02:07:31 GMT