<![CDATA[Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez]]>Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c467e72b-2ea8-49f0-abbb-17391d1b5ab3/cow-abducting-a-ufo-by-fer-martinezRSS for NodeMon, 15 Jun 2026 21:10:51 GMTSun, 14 Jun 2026 20:35:03 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:38:54 GMT]]>@cmconseils I WANT TO BELIEVE

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://functional.cafe/users/aru/statuses/116753218538317433https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://functional.cafe/users/aru/statuses/116753218538317433Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:38:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:17:24 GMT]]>@danish_akhtar7 @cmconseils they have 4 (or how many exactly? i can only remember >2) stomaches so i guess they have the tools hidden somewhere in there.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/glowl/statuses/116753134021263841https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/glowl/statuses/116753134021263841Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:17:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:38:17 GMT]]>@cmconseils

How will this cow perform an Autopsy on the Aliens present on that UFO spaceship? 🤪😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/danish_akhtar7/statuses/116752980232361664https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/danish_akhtar7/statuses/116752980232361664Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:38:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:13:56 GMT]]>@cmconseils
A R T ! ! !

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Guillotine_Jones/statuses/116752648516677253https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Guillotine_Jones/statuses/116752648516677253Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:13:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:11:39 GMT]]>@XxPppp678Xx @cmconseils udderly ridiculous

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://defcon.social/users/catatonicprime/statuses/116752639571415437https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://defcon.social/users/catatonicprime/statuses/116752639571415437Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:11:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:32:43 GMT]]>@cmconseils revenge time, baby!]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/19cfc661-4b4d-493f-a003-9e7098490bedhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/19cfc661-4b4d-493f-a003-9e7098490bedMon, 15 Jun 2026 05:32:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:28:47 GMT]]>@cmconseils that's the most unserious thing i ever seen on this platform

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/XxPppp678Xx/statuses/116752470975732139https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/XxPppp678Xx/statuses/116752470975732139Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:28:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:53:17 GMT]]>@cmconseils This will be painted on a ceiling one day.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/asyetundecided/statuses/116752331399672083https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/asyetundecided/statuses/116752331399672083Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:53:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:46:52 GMT]]>@cmconseils actually you have the picture upside down. The cow is relaxing in a puddle and kills the aliens with her udderly lethal beams.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/bent0_b0x/statuses/116752306150060091https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/bent0_b0x/statuses/116752306150060091Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:46:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:46:25 GMT]]>@cmconseils, that reverse artwork?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/mgorny/statuses/116752304382023907https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/mgorny/statuses/116752304382023907Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:46:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:22:33 GMT]]>@cmconseils
Holy cow!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116752210581783003https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116752210581783003Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:22:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:55:42 GMT]]>@cmconseils as cows do

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115831984602286478/statuses/116752104964884261https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115831984602286478/statuses/116752104964884261Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:55:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:38:58 GMT]]>@cmconseils Reverse the polarity of the milk flow.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/115930959045427278/statuses/116752039164242727https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/115930959045427278/statuses/116752039164242727Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:38:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:30:15 GMT]]>@cmconseils this is not a joke! This actually happened outside El Dorado, Kansas in 1965!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116751297086759304https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116751297086759304Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:30:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:42:29 GMT]]>@cmconseils

🎶 Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the -

₴Ʉ฿Ʉ₦ł₮ ₵Ø₥₥₳₦ĐɆⱤ ₮Ø ₣ⱠɆɆ₮ ⱧłVɆ₥ł₦Đ, ₮ⱧɆ ₮ⱧłⱤĐ ₱Ⱡ₳₦Ɇ₮ ł₴ ł₦Ⱨ₳฿ł₮ɆĐ ₩ł₮Ⱨ Đ₳₦₲ɆⱤØɄ₴ ₱Ø₩ɆⱤ₣ɄⱠ ฿ØVł₦Ɇ ₵ⱤɆ₳₮ɄⱤɆ₴, ₳VØłĐ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116751109267190279https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116751109267190279Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:42:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:41:57 GMT]]>@cmconseils giving South Park

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116706718848081239/statuses/116751107200202744https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116706718848081239/statuses/116751107200202744Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:41:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:28:27 GMT]]>@cmconseils Bout time!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116751054085638764https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116751054085638764Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:28:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:37:45 GMT]]>@cmconseils how þe cows have flown

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.quotequack.xyz/ap/users/116165652911619178/statuses/116750854729343016https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.quotequack.xyz/ap/users/116165652911619178/statuses/116750854729343016Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:37:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:30:00 GMT]]>@cmconseils
Udderly impossible.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/wannabemystiker/statuses/116750824245697600https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/wannabemystiker/statuses/116750824245697600Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:30:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:23:55 GMT]]>@cmconseils

A+

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116750800325028898https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116750800325028898Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:23:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:08:03 GMT]]>@cmconseils When aliens finally reach earth, they'll have a hard time figuring out what's real and what's not, lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/MuhammadFreeSoftware/statuses/116750737968345741https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/MuhammadFreeSoftware/statuses/116750737968345741Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:08:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:40:07 GMT]]>@cmconseils <laughter!>

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116750628108847908https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116750628108847908Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:40:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:15:00 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/kevingamin/statuses/116750529349473851https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/kevingamin/statuses/116750529349473851Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:15:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:45:14 GMT]]>@cmconseils goes so hard

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jorts.horse/users/KronetHjort/statuses/116750412314320472https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jorts.horse/users/KronetHjort/statuses/116750412314320472Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:45:14 GMT