<![CDATA[A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur]]>A startup called (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue that's a 2 meter tall

https://www.satyress.com/

So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

Then I see fucking walk up on me

😵‍💫

I don't think I'm being rescued

I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about

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Or does it? 🤔
https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/117033704465278445
@xChaos @plantagolabs

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I don't think they're planning *that* attachment at this point in time.
@xChaos @plantagolabs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/117037265054729708https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/117037265054729708Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:35:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:35:20 GMT]]>@davep @benroyce Confined spaces? I know the perfect shape for that: a horse but more unwieldy.

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Hillbros 🤔
@benroyce

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/117037260667891000https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/117037260667891000Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:34:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:34:07 GMT]]>@benroyce This cracked me up.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/davep/statuses/117037258992882301https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/davep/statuses/117037258992882301Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:34:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:29:48 GMT]]>@benroyce @VWDasher It sounds like the start of a disaster movie. 😱

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/117037241998255176https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/117037241998255176Tue, 04 Aug 2026 12:29:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 06:27:30 GMT]]>@benroyce Sheesh. Dystopia here we come. 😕

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/mkoek/statuses/117035817407259216https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/mkoek/statuses/117035817407259216Tue, 04 Aug 2026 06:27:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 03:55:31 GMT]]>@benroyce what could possibly go wrong. @mkoek

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/117035219746833332https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/117035219746833332Tue, 04 Aug 2026 03:55:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Tue, 04 Aug 2026 03:50:04 GMT]]>@benroyce Nightmare for sure but according to this article, it has a bunch of fail safes built in. https://www.fastcompany.com/91582982/satyress-threehalves-robot

Yikes!

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bright colors and "helping"

I see what you mean, it could be worse, running into the robot dressed as a

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jester&iar=images&t=fpas

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/feliks/statuses/117034288399798389https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/feliks/statuses/117034288399798389Mon, 03 Aug 2026 23:58:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 23:40:36 GMT]]>@DamienWise

🫢

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117034128265835962https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117034128265835962Mon, 03 Aug 2026 23:17:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:29:30 GMT]]>@benroyce That would be cool.
A small mobile shredder for Spot and co...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/salixsericea/statuses/117033937852540181https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/salixsericea/statuses/117033937852540181Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:29:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:25:18 GMT]]>@benroyce @edsullivan 😋.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/salixsericea/statuses/117033921294945288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/salixsericea/statuses/117033921294945288Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:25:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:01:29 GMT]]>@dzwiedziu @benroyce
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Congratulations! You Are Being Rescued
Part of a series on A Star Wars Story (movie)

Also in (TV Drama 2025 ) Season 2 (both seasons are GREAT)

Similar to the robot rescuing Will Smith in iRobot (movie) 2004 when his car is underwater

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...been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish...

You are being rescued, give me your arm
Two legs bad, four legs good

@AnnaAnthro
Thx 4 orig >>Vote<< boost

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The good thing is that robo dogs are easy to disable if you know what to do…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUrF_G7KlM

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116306723250896134/statuses/117033766561972852https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116306723250896134/statuses/117033766561972852Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:45:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:41:16 GMT]]>@benroyce @mkoek Gee, who could have possibly predicted that this wasn't always the goal.

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that's what mounted polie are for, so yes, a centaur bot fits

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117033743158897101https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117033743158897101Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:40:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:39:40 GMT]]>@benroyce @Oyu_Fka nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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about those little cute dogs... 😶

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/10/01/army-has-sent-armed-robot-dog-middle-east-testing.html

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117033738713603793https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/117033738713603793Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:38:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur on Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:36:37 GMT]]>@salixsericea ✅

or those freaking dog things

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metal functional canine teeth

...oh, you mean on grass

🤭

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