<![CDATA[Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies.]]>Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. Many people think dragons are fictional creatures, but they actually went extinct thousands of years ago due to their sedentary lifestyles and reliance on DoorDash.
https://collabs.shop/mqssmw

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c73dccb2-3b9d-471a-afff-7f94b890c28e/tonight-s-low-quality-ad-is-for-these-chubby-pastel-dragon-plushies.RSS for NodeMon, 22 Jun 2026 18:02:59 GMTSun, 07 Jun 2026 22:36:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:20:45 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts my personal theory:
Dragons were absolutely real creatures. But they were hunted to extinction for the magical properties of their bodies. That's also why we don't find any fossils or remnants, because every last bit has been used for spells or rituals.
That's also why there is no magic anymore.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.anoxinon.de/users/stefanie/statuses/116712331362546333https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.anoxinon.de/users/stefanie/statuses/116712331362546333Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:20:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:11:45 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts I see the world famous "eternal September" calendar in the back as well? 🗓️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/imrehg/statuses/116712295963099469https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/imrehg/statuses/116712295963099469Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:11:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:07:44 GMT]]>@dgar @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Looks to me like LQF has been suspended by a moderator, unless my Mastodon is doing something screwy.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/Bwee/statuses/116712280189168671https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/Bwee/statuses/116712280189168671Mon, 08 Jun 2026 03:07:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Pastel Dragon Plushies. on Sun, 07 Jun 2026 23:12:09 GMT]]>Dragons in mythology: Powerful awe-inspiring majestic beasts.

Dragons in reality: Chonkers.

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