<![CDATA[Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/]]>Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c7ee5acc-5c88-4c34-945f-450128b6ac37/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change-https-theneedling.com-2026-07-02-local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-changeRSS for NodeFri, 14 Aug 2026 03:23:31 GMTThu, 06 Aug 2026 04:17:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:10:03 GMT]]>@KittenKoder @TheNeedling It was a divine comedy from the beginning.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/117048960846197583https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/117048960846197583Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:10:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 12:44:01 GMT]]>@TheNeedling
This is hilarious, though I do want to call one thing out.

"At press time Hayes had moved on to telling a grandson struggling to swim in her backyard pool that no one is going to help him until he stops flailing and splashing so hard."

This is unironically how lifeguards are trained to save people who are drowning. It's extremely dangerous to try to save someone who is actively thrashing around. You wait until they stop struggling and start to sink before you go get them.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/jargoggles/statuses/117048622568944799https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/jargoggles/statuses/117048622568944799Thu, 06 Aug 2026 12:44:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 12:04:59 GMT]]>@TheNeedling “didn’t you know? The massive old trails fire in Spokane was arson, gotcha climate change losers!” -tons of idiots commenting under tv news clips on YouTube. As if it wasn’t the increasing extremes of weather that made it possible for that asshole’s fire to spread so fast and far, jumping the river and burning so many homes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/thatKomputerKat/statuses/117048469089661540https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/thatKomputerKat/statuses/117048469089661540Thu, 06 Aug 2026 12:04:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 10:47:26 GMT]]>@TheNeedling Would be top with a man. 98% of the arsonists giving a damn about climate crisis are men.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/NatureMC/statuses/117048164134708124https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/NatureMC/statuses/117048164134708124Thu, 06 Aug 2026 10:47:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 06:27:59 GMT]]>@TheNeedling
And on weekends, please

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hessen.social/users/stehgeiger/statuses/117047143904713940https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hessen.social/users/stehgeiger/statuses/117047143904713940Thu, 06 Aug 2026 06:27:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 06:14:44 GMT]]>@TheNeedling Likewise, seeing the pictures of people sitting on some beach, with flames in the background really seem surreal and out of fiction but whelp....here we are. The memes became real.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/svelmoe/statuses/117047091818604962https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/svelmoe/statuses/117047091818604962Thu, 06 Aug 2026 06:14:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 05:55:19 GMT]]>@TheNeedling

Dammit, reality is now satire. I have heard people actually say things similar to this.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116995504013895347/statuses/117047015489999351https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116995504013895347/statuses/117047015489999351Thu, 06 Aug 2026 05:55:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Local Woman Just Thinks Flaming Forest Could Find More Peaceful Way to Protest Climate Change: https://theneedling.com/2026/07/02/local-woman-just-thinks-flaming-forest-could-find-more-peaceful-way-to-protest-climate-change/ on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 05:15:12 GMT]]>@TheNeedling It's just nature. Spring, Summer, Inferno, Autumn, Winter. The natural cycle of the five seasons.

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