<![CDATA[Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis.]]>Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. I don't drive, love my wife and don't play golf, so instead I got some bunny rabbits. The neighbours now call me 'Bunny Boy'. I don't give a toss. These innocent little creatures bring me huge joy every day.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/c83e0d7d-1d6c-4a0e-b2ad-2e108ce14446/aged-55-i-decided-it-was-time-for-a-male-midlife-crisis.RSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 20:33:02 GMTTue, 06 Oct 2026 12:25:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 05:14:37 GMT]]>@fesshole totally get that as when was very young we started out with 2 white rabbits and ended up with over 500 different colors of many kinds .. and the babies cry like humans ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Lstn2urmama/statuses/117403581006074222https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Lstn2urmama/statuses/117403581006074222Thu, 08 Oct 2026 05:14:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Wed, 07 Oct 2026 23:07:33 GMT]]>@fesshole@mastodon.social i wish this wasn't anonymous, i want to see the bunnies, i want to follow the user who has these bunnies and see updates of these bunnies

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/as2a83xacy7302w4https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/as2a83xacy7302w4Wed, 07 Oct 2026 23:07:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Wed, 07 Oct 2026 22:44:04 GMT]]>@fesshole I wonder if this human is friends with your human, @Satori. ๐Ÿ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lydiaschoch/statuses/117402045299566284https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lydiaschoch/statuses/117402045299566284Wed, 07 Oct 2026 22:44:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Wed, 07 Oct 2026 14:02:44 GMT]]>@fesshole midlife delightus

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/millie_boop/statuses/117399995313214502https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/millie_boop/statuses/117399995313214502Wed, 07 Oct 2026 14:02:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:47:12 GMT]]>@lunarloony
Mine's gardening

@crisps @fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117397810902243818https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117397810902243818Wed, 07 Oct 2026 04:47:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Wed, 07 Oct 2026 03:58:51 GMT]]>@fesshole Word.

Also, post bunny pictures, please.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/117397620777095077https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/117397620777095077Wed, 07 Oct 2026 03:58:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 22:48:24 GMT]]>@fesshole My wife got us started with a bunny back in '97, and we've had or fostered bunnies almost continuously since then. They're a blast once you learn to understand their body language.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/gwadej/statuses/117396400030432400https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/gwadej/statuses/117396400030432400Tue, 06 Oct 2026 22:48:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 22:03:06 GMT]]>@fesshole
My midlife crisis came st the age of 38.
I got bored of spending all my free time out on the road with various friends bands (I was the photographer and occasional "manager" or "promoter" for something like 15 bands), and the alcoholism wasn't helping, so i quit drinking, gave up the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, found myself a nice woman, and settled down to married life and having kids all over the carpet.
18 years later, and ive never been happier.
I some of the bands, I miss the awesome music, and I miss my hair - but I don't miss holding down a full time job while running up and down the country, I don't miss getting nothing more than the odd brief nap for days on end, and i certainly don't miss the epic hangovers, waking up with a every surface in my mouth seemingly covered in coarse sandpaper, and my body feeling like ive done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson and Hulk Hogan, at the same time.
I love waking up next to my wife, spending time with my kids and grandkids, and reminiscing about the old days.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.teamb.space/users/stuartb/statuses/117396221877164747https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.teamb.space/users/stuartb/statuses/117396221877164747Tue, 06 Oct 2026 22:03:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:26:09 GMT]]>@econads @crisps @fesshole Mine will probably be pinball-related.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dosgame.club/users/lunarloony/statuses/117395840640933297https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dosgame.club/users/lunarloony/statuses/117395840640933297Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:26:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:12:27 GMT]]>@khalidabuhakmeh
Oh yes, get it on a t-shirt

@fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395786771648907https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395786771648907Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:12:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:11:13 GMT]]>@lunarloony
Yeah I think it's getting to the stage in life where you start to get enough money and also lose the fucks of what people will think, combined with a realisation that you really will get old and die, so better seize the moment and do the thing you always wanted to do.

@crisps @fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395781973779092https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395781973779092Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:09:14 GMT]]>@VaylLarkinPoet
I feel like a lot more men are getting into baking. As someone who doesn't, I can't but approve of anyone that does. They tend to share - more cake for me!

@fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395774171833485https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117395774171833485Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:09:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:29:50 GMT]]>@jfparis @fesshole

Start an account for them so we can follow!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/117395619203732505https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/117395619203732505Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:29:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:12:02 GMT]]>@crisps @fesshole It's less about the crisis itself, I think, and more about the fallout that ensues. Guys buying Ferraris and driving around like they're boy racers, for example. Maybe it comes down to doing something that you always wanted to, or regret not doing when you were younger.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dosgame.club/users/lunarloony/statuses/117395549230127179https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dosgame.club/users/lunarloony/statuses/117395549230127179Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:12:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:42:37 GMT]]>@fesshole

You are not alone:

https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=2981

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/RuthODay2/statuses/117395197611970457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/RuthODay2/statuses/117395197611970457Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:42:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:36:04 GMT]]>@fesshole@mastodon.social

As long as you care for them properly, good for you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/as0ixz19ik6a019mhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/as0ixz19ik6a019mTue, 06 Oct 2026 17:36:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:21:38 GMT]]>@fesshole All creatures are innocent. Don't pay others for them to die.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116764689181584498/statuses/117395115118029191https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116764689181584498/statuses/117395115118029191Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:21:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 16:08:49 GMT]]>@not3ottersinacoat

@fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/IAmDannyBoling/statuses/117394828792510331https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/IAmDannyBoling/statuses/117394828792510331Tue, 06 Oct 2026 16:08:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:57:35 GMT]]>@fesshole Awww ๐Ÿ™‚ Probably one of the better ways this could manifest lol. Enjoy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonscave.space/users/Kaliah/statuses/117394784641834824https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonscave.space/users/Kaliah/statuses/117394784641834824Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:57:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:04:31 GMT]]>@fesshole this is lovely.

Also, finding a new hobby doesnโ€™t have to be a mid-life crisis. It can just be a fun new thing to do!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/hedders/statuses/117394575922792198https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/hedders/statuses/117394575922792198Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:04:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:51:54 GMT]]>@fesshole who cares .... about your neighbour.

Please post photos

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rouge.eu.org/users/jfparis/statuses/117394526323735257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rouge.eu.org/users/jfparis/statuses/117394526323735257Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:51:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:41:14 GMT]]>@fesshole This is the sweetest gd fess I've ever seen.

And yes, there is something extra pure about rabbits. I used to bring home extra veg from work for my BunBun, and his pure, unadulterated joy for his gift was something I could only ever hope to experience.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117394484392862547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117394484392862547Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:41:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:35:17 GMT]]>@fesshole โค๏ธ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/DoomsdaysCW/statuses/117394460968401548https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/DoomsdaysCW/statuses/117394460968401548Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:35:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. on Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:34:51 GMT]]>@lunarloony @fesshole What even is a midlife crisis? I always thought it's being worried and depressed because your life is halfway over. But now it turns it could be being happy with bunny rabits? I love bunny rabits, but that doesn't sound like a crisis to me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crisps/statuses/117394459317831360https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crisps/statuses/117394459317831360Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:34:51 GMT