<![CDATA[i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises.]]>i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises.

i call it Barksum Ipsum. use it to add joy and whimsy to places wherever you need filler text.

dog-coded developers need dog-coded tools.

https://francisssssssss.gay/articles/barksumipsum.php

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/ca6a85b0-ff98-42c6-b9d7-68598bf6b3e4/i-spent-my-adhd-power-creating-a-brand-new-tool-to-replace-boring-old-lorem-ipsum-with-dog-and-cat-noises.RSS for NodeMon, 24 Aug 2026 11:30:47 GMTSun, 16 Aug 2026 16:24:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sun, 23 Aug 2026 03:20:21 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer can we add a fox version

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/aq8t00ukjhkx0m1fhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.moth.zone/notes/aq8t00ukjhkx0m1fSun, 23 Aug 2026 03:20:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sun, 23 Aug 2026 02:18:43 GMT]]>@francis
My cat also goes meeeeeeeeh a lot, maybe also add random length prrrs
@0

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/116910044435735581/statuses/117142423039503644https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/116910044435735581/statuses/117142423039503644Sun, 23 Aug 2026 02:18:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sun, 23 Aug 2026 00:42:51 GMT]]>@0 @francis

So longer awoos?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/Maverynthia/statuses/117142046096622814https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/Maverynthia/statuses/117142046096622814Sun, 23 Aug 2026 00:42:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sun, 23 Aug 2026 00:10:26 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer @0@corteximplant.com (a)wruff? grr[rr...]? whimper? panting?
could also slip some awawawa in there, which some dogs kinda do too lol (more like awuhawuh or smth but close enough)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://possum.city/notes/aq8m7smdl7rg02qphttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://possum.city/notes/aq8m7smdl7rg02qpSun, 23 Aug 2026 00:10:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 22:50:08 GMT]]>@francis @jasmin that is istat menu which i am using to measure the gpu usage

i just checked it on my mac studio m4 max 40c gpu aswell (this time vivaldi) and while its not maxing out, it is very gpu heavy 😄]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/e183f093-0ec6-4d0a-8cd1-b771aebf91fdhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/e183f093-0ec6-4d0a-8cd1-b771aebf91fdSat, 22 Aug 2026 22:50:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 22:23:13 GMT]]>@francis out of mostly curiosity, and also a desire to become more familiar with typst, may I transfer this to a typst function and, should I finish it, publish it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/0xDokki/statuses/117141497020448097https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/0xDokki/statuses/117141497020448097Sat, 22 Aug 2026 22:23:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:52:23 GMT]]>@francis those buttons at the bottom of the page just threw me back to old school myspace days.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/SierraKomodo/statuses/117141375773126957https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/SierraKomodo/statuses/117141375773126957Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:52:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:46:56 GMT]]>@francis maybe ask the fediverse to send you suggested dog noises of various lengths to add in. 😂 PS. I could not love this combination of dogs, geekdom, and design, more. Thank you for this huge smile of the day. 💕

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/nomdeb/statuses/117141354329355385https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/nomdeb/statuses/117141354329355385Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:46:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:25:55 GMT]]>@francis does this have a git to contribute to? Would be cool to add a fox noise to go along with the already cool dog noise and cat noise. ]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cryptid.cafe/objects/d4d2efb2-f622-463b-b1b2-08fcad6fab85https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cryptid.cafe/objects/d4d2efb2-f622-463b-b1b2-08fcad6fab85Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:25:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:05:08 GMT]]>@maxi @jasmin

ooops! weirdly it runs fine on my M4 Air. while i do use firefox daily and used it to develop the site and its CSS, it's got visual glitches that ONLY appear in gecko and not on WebKit / Chromium.

what tool are you using to measure the stats?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141190016531345https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141190016531345Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:05:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:50:58 GMT]]>@0 noted! 🙂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141134310481895https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141134310481895Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:50:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:49:27 GMT]]>@francis our dog girl does awrwrwrwrwr a lot

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/0/statuses/117141128340894370https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/0/statuses/117141128340894370Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:49:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:40:29 GMT]]>@0 i do agree! i'll maybe have to think of some new sounds that dogs make to add more variety.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141093051523594https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/ap/users/116754858313528864/statuses/117141093051523594Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:40:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:32:36 GMT]]>@francis Tuff (I'm sorry)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tpaau17db/statuses/117141062075166824https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tpaau17db/statuses/117141062075166824Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:32:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:35:14 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer @ori@woem.men

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://catgirl.global/notes/aq8cdw74wuxg0eimhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://catgirl.global/notes/aq8cdw74wuxg0eimSat, 22 Aug 2026 19:35:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:26:17 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer thank you!!! meow

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aq8c2dj6r0s401iqhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aq8c2dj6r0s401iqSat, 22 Aug 2026 19:26:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:28:33 GMT]]>@0 @francis yeah I'm here like "but when it comes to demonstrating UI/UX as well as font choice isn't this missing something?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gts.social.senil.me/users/senil/statuses/01M0NBPKWQX2JQ36RBKMGV926Whttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gts.social.senil.me/users/senil/statuses/01M0NBPKWQX2JQ36RBKMGV926WSat, 22 Aug 2026 18:28:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:06:03 GMT]]>@francis i'm starting a class in UI design & prototyping next month and this will come extremely in handy :3

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/reese/statuses/117140485831681380https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/reese/statuses/117140485831681380Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:06:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 17:29:27 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer barksum yipsum waf waff hiss ameowt

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://booping.synth.download/notes/aq87w4hkt93e0asohttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://booping.synth.download/notes/aq87w4hkt93e0asoSat, 22 Aug 2026 17:29:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:51:50 GMT]]>@francis would love if this was closer to fulfilling the purpose of lorem ipsum which is to have a big variety of word lengths to simulate a varied text. the barks are quite same-y in length compared to lorem ipsum

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/0/statuses/117140193938024117https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/0/statuses/117140193938024117Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:51:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:47:34 GMT]]>@francis @jasmin also a friendly hint that your css magic maxes out my m5 macbook pro when rendered in firefox and makes my macbook lag ]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/aa861c9b-e36c-4bab-b436-ab399cfb6d81https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/aa861c9b-e36c-4bab-b436-ab399cfb6d81Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:47:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:40:43 GMT]]>@francis @jasmin]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/2f38ef62-4de2-4f5c-845d-d258787074f0https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.enbyinsi.de/objects/2f38ef62-4de2-4f5c-845d-d258787074f0Sat, 22 Aug 2026 16:40:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 15:15:45 GMT]]>@francis@furry.engineer thank you this is amazing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://therian.zone/notes/aq83478ubthg00fjhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://therian.zone/notes/aq83478ubthg00fjSat, 22 Aug 2026 15:15:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. on Sun, 16 Aug 2026 16:25:22 GMT]]>@francis did you mean to make this look like one of those slopware reddit posts]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pleroma.envs.net/objects/f15acb86-5323-44ad-a85d-67d039ab4beahttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pleroma.envs.net/objects/f15acb86-5323-44ad-a85d-67d039ab4beaSun, 16 Aug 2026 16:25:22 GMT