<![CDATA[Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ]]>Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/cc87f330-de9a-485f-8106-e49076dab7cb/omg-1-star-recipe-reviews-are-bonkersRSS for NodeFri, 22 May 2026 15:55:25 GMTSat, 16 May 2026 06:25:15 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 22:01:43 GMT]]>@alice
Hinges don't even enter into the equation

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/EndlessMason/statuses/116592168341337454https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/EndlessMason/statuses/116592168341337454Sun, 17 May 2026 22:01:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 22:00:11 GMT]]>@alice i saw a fondue recipe review where they substituted the gruyere and emmenthal with velveeta and then complained that it was not a good recipe

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116592162314081214https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116592162314081214Sun, 17 May 2026 22:00:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 21:58:22 GMT]]>@alice

There was a post that abadidea put up yesterday that I think pairs nicely with this - especially the third one, where there's no earthly reason to leave a review lol

https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/116584756703620357

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/munin/statuses/116592155182461593https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/munin/statuses/116592155182461593Sun, 17 May 2026 21:58:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 15:08:07 GMT]]>@JamesMDonohoe @alice years ago I moved into a new flat and invited my then girlfriend, now wife round for dinner. Realised at the last minute that I didn’t have a potato masher, but decided that I could simply use a food processor instead. That’s how we discovered the difference between purΓ©e and mash. She will never let me forget serving her β€˜potato custard’

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/technicaladept/statuses/116590542042482682https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/technicaladept/statuses/116590542042482682Sun, 17 May 2026 15:08:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 04:12:21 GMT]]>@alice@lgbtqia.space "salt looks like sugar, ill use that instead.." :V

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hol.ogra.ph/notes/amctpfg7079b001uhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hol.ogra.ph/notes/amctpfg7079b001uSun, 17 May 2026 04:12:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sun, 17 May 2026 02:10:45 GMT]]>@JamesMDonohoe @alice Soup stock, such as chicken or vegetable, works considerably better.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/65aa6ab4-a38e-40f3-bdf8-c583f5cabaf4https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/65aa6ab4-a38e-40f3-bdf8-c583f5cabaf4Sun, 17 May 2026 02:10:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 22:16:26 GMT]]>@spjames @alice

They need to get beaten to a pulp with that spanner

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116586563923278795https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116586563923278795Sat, 16 May 2026 22:16:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 22:14:32 GMT]]>@alice

Related but not...

Dipshits that leave a one star review and say "I bought the wrong size."

I love the reviews on eham.net. not only do the allow a star rating and text, but they also ask how long you've owned the item.

I hate reviews that say "I just got my snaffleblarger and haven't opened the packaging but I LOVE IT!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116586556431616393https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116586556431616393Sat, 16 May 2026 22:14:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 21:29:34 GMT]]>@alice just being someone who comments on those sites already marks someone as … suspect

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/colinburgess/statuses/116586379661336453https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/colinburgess/statuses/116586379661336453Sat, 16 May 2026 21:29:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 19:54:52 GMT]]>@alice
I used have a food website and this is why I stopped reading/replying to the comments people posted on my recipes. πŸ™„

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116586007270535469https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116586007270535469Sat, 16 May 2026 19:54:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 19:21:33 GMT]]>@theorangetheme @alice the funny thing to me, a person with the same (thankfully mild) allergies, is there are some really good commercial substitutes for egg nog now. They use gums for thickened and other industrial scale modifications it is not worth attempting at home. Just go buy it once a year like everybody else. I put it in my coffee.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/worldsworstgoth/statuses/116585876277807558https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/worldsworstgoth/statuses/116585876277807558Sat, 16 May 2026 19:21:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 19:15:45 GMT]]>@rozeboosje My lovely bride is a Georgia peach so being from the south I would have assumed butter was her default choice (second only to deep frying everything in sight), but alas, no.

@alice

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585853450411238https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585853450411238Sat, 16 May 2026 19:15:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 19:11:21 GMT]]>@JamesMDonohoe @alice I make mash with olive oil as a substitute for milk/butter when my vegan offsprung visits - it needs to be a mildish oil, but it is ok. First time is always a bit of an experiment, but I definitely wouldn’t blame anyone else!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/steely_glint/statuses/116585836145848851https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/steely_glint/statuses/116585836145848851Sat, 16 May 2026 19:11:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 19:07:50 GMT]]>@JamesMDonohoe @alice One word:

Butter

Two words:

MORE butter.

9 words:

There is no such thing as too much butter.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/rozeboosje/statuses/116585822329404581https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/rozeboosje/statuses/116585822329404581Sat, 16 May 2026 19:07:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:55:22 GMT]]>@alice@lgbtqia.space

In games, this is sometimes called the free parking fallacy. It occurs when someone makes a house rule for a game and then blames the game designers for the effect.

We see it a lot in tabletop RPGs. For example, people used to D&D who try Fate or Apocalypse think they can skip reading any rules that aren't exclusively about killing stuff. Then they complain the game doesn't work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transfem.social/notes/amc9t4u29lel0565https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://transfem.social/notes/amc9t4u29lel0565Sat, 16 May 2026 18:55:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:39:49 GMT]]>@alice

⭐ This review didn't say anything about the recipe. Would not recommend.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116585712168349534https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116585712168349534Sat, 16 May 2026 18:39:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:39:16 GMT]]>@alice @theorangetheme

I'm allergic to eggs, You can go quite far making a weak Bird's Custard with cinnamon and nutmeg.

Getting the dairy out is a bit trickier.

Don't forget eggnog is basically a pumpkin spice custard milkshake. πŸ˜‰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116585709995570601https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116585709995570601Sat, 16 May 2026 18:39:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:26:48 GMT]]>@alice β€œThe color balance on my TV is out of whack and this movie looked horrible!”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Fpccraig/statuses/116585661003613331https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Fpccraig/statuses/116585661003613331Sat, 16 May 2026 18:26:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:00:58 GMT]]>@twitchy ☝️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116585559411501632https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116585559411501632Sat, 16 May 2026 18:00:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:36:39 GMT]]>@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585463748987335https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585463748987335Sat, 16 May 2026 17:36:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:23:52 GMT]]>@eruonna @alice look at me
πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ£οΈπŸ’”β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈπŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

what do you mean there are no star? I count at least two

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116585413495426545https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116585413495426545Sat, 16 May 2026 17:23:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:22:12 GMT]]>@alice
So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://covertcreatures.xyz/users/SecretAntelope/statuses/116585406934776028https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://covertcreatures.xyz/users/SecretAntelope/statuses/116585406934776028Sat, 16 May 2026 17:22:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 16:55:22 GMT]]>@alice

My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116448939550112922/statuses/116585301429661140https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116448939550112922/statuses/116585301429661140Sat, 16 May 2026 16:55:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 15:27:16 GMT]]>@mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584955011550559https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584955011550559Sat, 16 May 2026 15:27:16 GMT