<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I met my new next-door neighbour yesterday and immediately demonstrated that I knew how to break into her house without damaging anything.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I met my new next-door neighbour yesterday and immediately demonstrated that I knew how to break into her house without damaging anything. Which, at least, prevented the locksmith from doing some quite expensive damage to the door to let her back in (his plan at the time). I have no idea if that’s a good or bad first impression.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/ce779491-a8b6-4dbc-a4c8-4954a2a50961/i-met-my-new-next-door-neighbour-yesterday-and-immediately-demonstrated-that-i-knew-how-to-break-into-her-house-without-damaging-anything.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:41:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/ce779491-a8b6-4dbc-a4c8-4954a2a50961.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:00:54 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>