<![CDATA[new metaphor just dropped]]>new metaphor just dropped

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/d2752824-8f5c-464a-aa0d-b9c6b21fa706/new-metaphor-just-droppedRSS for NodeSat, 04 Jul 2026 19:46:01 GMTSat, 04 Jul 2026 01:30:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:22:03 GMT]]>@cabel 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AndersonOnyinyeJah/statuses/116860500257758367https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AndersonOnyinyeJah/statuses/116860500257758367Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:22:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:21:20 GMT]]>@cabel Thanks for this reassuring comment. ❤️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AndersonOnyinyeJah/statuses/116860497468526617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AndersonOnyinyeJah/statuses/116860497468526617Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:21:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:10:28 GMT]]>@cabel

Must be a Republican!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116860454708488599https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116860454708488599Sat, 04 Jul 2026 07:10:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:54:35 GMT]]>@cabel You’ve made my day.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/MrInappropriate/statuses/116860392271314187https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/MrInappropriate/statuses/116860392271314187Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:54:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:19:38 GMT]]>@cabel Between that and the pissing convention elephant, it's a bumper crop this year.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/ap/users/116213082989216869/statuses/116860254855136663https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/ap/users/116213082989216869/statuses/116860254855136663Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:19:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:18:19 GMT]]>@Pinnebaer @richpuchalsky @cabel I would pay that ticket

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116860249687726578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116860249687726578Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:18:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:07:20 GMT]]>@anselmschueler @cabel The parachute didn’t fail. It gave lift to the end. It’s the weight on the parachute that got caught in the trees. That turned a linear descent into a circular slamdown.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/116860206458376008https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/116860206458376008Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:07:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:02:44 GMT]]>@Karen5Lund @cabel I came here to write this

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/kommen/statuses/116860188373127428https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/kommen/statuses/116860188373127428Sat, 04 Jul 2026 06:02:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 05:26:10 GMT]]>@cabel Oh, you meant dropped. Literally dropped.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Karen5Lund/statuses/116860044594856500https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Karen5Lund/statuses/116860044594856500Sat, 04 Jul 2026 05:26:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 05:07:49 GMT]]>@cabel just imagine the stench coming out of that girl with jeans shorts and Texan boots. A truly aromatic fashion statement.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115996297066904978/statuses/116859972443641990https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115996297066904978/statuses/116859972443641990Sat, 04 Jul 2026 05:07:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:56:06 GMT]]>@cabel 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/116859926348328593https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/116859926348328593Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:56:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:54:10 GMT]]>@richpuchalsky @cabel Maybe people will pay to see that show again.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.anoxinon.de/users/Pinnebaer/statuses/116859918769200396https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.anoxinon.de/users/Pinnebaer/statuses/116859918769200396Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:54:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:53:43 GMT]]>@cabel Ouch, that was close. Apparently the tents did slow his impact and saved his neck.

Gravity sucks, and physics always wins. Be careful when doing something stupid.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116859916980358283https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116859916980358283Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:53:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:40:53 GMT]]>@cabel apparently the jumper got away relatively uninjured, but that had to sting.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/billclawson/statuses/116859866574930903https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/billclawson/statuses/116859866574930903Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:40:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:34:11 GMT]]>@cabel

Long may she wave.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Voline/statuses/116859840176792043https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Voline/statuses/116859840176792043Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:34:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:21:17 GMT]]>@cabel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/macacator/statuses/116859789501678458https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/macacator/statuses/116859789501678458Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:21:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:19:42 GMT]]>@blogdiva @cabel

this was the folsom pro rodeo in folsom ca

i know because i was just about to post the same clip

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaWBp_FlBKG/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116859783240773716https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116859783240773716Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:19:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:16:46 GMT]]>@cabel why did the cameraman not immediately drop the camera and run to help
a tacky failed parachute is still a failed parachute

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ieji.de/users/anselmschueler/statuses/116859771687705344https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ieji.de/users/anselmschueler/statuses/116859771687705344Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:16:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:36:17 GMT]]>@richpuchalsky @cabel Moar content.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/robert_cassidy/statuses/116859612509986449https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/robert_cassidy/statuses/116859612509986449Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:36:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:35:49 GMT]]>@cabel
Love the Alpha Murica-male's scream: "YU-EAH!" at 0:06, followed up by: "OH SHIT!"

Sums it all up perfectly.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/McWabbit/statuses/116859610688888257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/McWabbit/statuses/116859610688888257Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:35:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:35:03 GMT]]>@solitha @cabel shhhhhhhh. It was flawless.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/TransitBiker/statuses/116859607701571213https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/TransitBiker/statuses/116859607701571213Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:35:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:33:05 GMT]]>@cabel did this happen in DC?!?!?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/blogdiva/statuses/116859599971903213https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/blogdiva/statuses/116859599971903213Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:33:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:30:31 GMT]]>@cabel

Why would anyone send back out again a skydiver who thought it was a good idea to steer their trailing flag into a tree?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/richpuchalsky/statuses/116859589880962062https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/richpuchalsky/statuses/116859589880962062Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:30:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to new metaphor just dropped on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:25:56 GMT]]>@cabel was this at the stupid trump fair?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/ArcMother/statuses/116859571820453616https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/ArcMother/statuses/116859571820453616Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:25:56 GMT