<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs:]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs:</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/d4c2b08f-d0ca-42bd-a7a2-2d725ae62cff/choose-a-random-office-job-from-this-pool-of-random-office-jobs</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 21:39:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/d4c2b08f-d0ca-42bd-a7a2-2d725ae62cff.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 13:56:06 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Tue, 12 May 2026 09:04:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> The bookkeeping one, definitely - "No, don't sell them, I wanna keep them!!"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/116560801697910582</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/116560801697910582</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jwcph@helvede.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 09:04:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 22:35:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> Happiness-inducing office jobs are very few and far between, yes.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ZDL/statuses/116558328235621637</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ZDL/statuses/116558328235621637</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[zdl@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 22:35:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 17:16:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> It was ok, mostly cold and wet as it was during the fall, but we had a good crew. Probably would've enjoyed it during the summer much more!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/undefined_variable/statuses/116557071947421152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/undefined_variable/statuses/116557071947421152</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[undefined_variable@mementomori.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 17:16:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 17:07:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joep%40mastodon.world">@<span>JoeP</span></a></span> It was the "fuck it, I'd rather do something completely different" option <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😄" alt="😄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557038602505415</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557038602505415</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 17:07:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 17:06:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/undefined_variable%40mementomori.social">@<span>undefined_variable</span></a></span> Also: How was it, the gardening?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557035034413357</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557035034413357</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 17:06:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 17:06:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/undefined_variable%40mementomori.social">@<span>undefined_variable</span></a></span> Office Space was (and remains) one of my favourite movies!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557033708741275</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116557033708741275</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 17:06:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 16:49:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> this is correct</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/awfulwoman/statuses/116556967468594943</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/awfulwoman/statuses/116556967468594943</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[awfulwoman@indieweb.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 16:49:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 16:10:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> Fun fact, I've been a city gardener('s seasonal helper) for one fall season! Also, all you need to know about office jobs can be learned by watching the movie "Office Space" <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://media.mementomori.social/custom_emojis/images/000/033/589/original/39aea7629607fd92.png" title=":blobcatcoffee:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/undefined_variable/statuses/116556813546407944</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/undefined_variable/statuses/116556813546407944</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[undefined_variable@mementomori.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 16:10:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 16:07:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span><br />A gardener, even one working inside an office building, is not really what I'd call an office job.</p><p>Also, quite hard to do remotely.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JoeP/statuses/116556803353112009</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JoeP/statuses/116556803353112009</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joep@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 16:07:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 16:06:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.world/@semblancestudio">@<span>semblancestudio</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span><br />Yes, it *really* depends on what the people you work with are like.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JoeP/statuses/116556797673164842</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JoeP/statuses/116556797673164842</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joep@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 16:06:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span>  <br />My colleague once mentioned that one of the best things for wellbeing at work is if someone has a "work best friend" and those people tend to have best wellbeing and productivity scores.  So yeah depends on the fit in a lot of ways, like someone else mentioned there is the social hierarchy / politics side of it that can be exhausting.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/semblancestudio/statuses/116556558519343693</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/semblancestudio/statuses/116556558519343693</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[semblancestudio@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> office jobs can be okay.  It really depends on what the job is and who the peoples working with are.  I have had awful ones and decent ones.  Being the graphic designer helps because I have to inspire folks most of the time and its a rarer skill in a big company so I feel I get an allure to my role that people enjoy being around (since its less boring than spreadsheets).</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/semblancestudio/statuses/116556556245365529</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/semblancestudio/statuses/116556556245365529</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[semblancestudio@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:01:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> <br />My last proper office job was to receive reports from my staff, check and rubber stamp them, then pass them up to my manager.<br />Occasionally (as much as I could wrangle it) I would go out on site to check the work in progress to make sure the reports were accurate.</p><p>I walked out of that job, taking all my leave in lieu of notice, and went self employed as a carpenter, flat pack assembler, and laminate floor layer, until I qualified as a cabinet maker.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/Maker_of_Things/statuses/116556542840942298</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/Maker_of_Things/statuses/116556542840942298</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[maker_of_things@cupoftea.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:01:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:04:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> </p><p>I started out working in research labs, then moved into the "office work" world. In my estimation, office jobs make people lose their minds.</p><p>People who work in offices are often very psychologically removed from the end-goal of their work, and they tend to fixate instead on office politics and other petty nonsense to the detriment of that goal. </p><p>More often than not, working in an office feels like going back to high school, except the people acting like children are full-grown adults who should know better.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spockrocket/statuses/116556317119561743</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spockrocket/statuses/116556317119561743</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[spockrocket@kolektiva.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 14:04:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 13:59:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sinituulia%40eldritch.cafe">@<span>sinituulia</span></a></span> I enjoy bookkeeping and also books, so this is a no-brainer</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/users/thegiddystitcher/statuses/116556298319139169</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/users/thegiddystitcher/statuses/116556298319139169</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thegiddystitcher@sunny.garden]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 13:59:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 13:58:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The only thing I really know about office jobs is that rarely do they seem to make people very happy? It's just something to do, and ideally remotely</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116556296137424848</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116556296137424848</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 13:58:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Choose a random office job from this pool of random office jobs: on Mon, 11 May 2026 13:57:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I know very little about office work. What a mystifying strange world that I've only seen and read about, and occasionally breezed through when a boss has been hired to photograph all the staff or something!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116556289047798884</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/sinituulia/statuses/116556289047798884</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 13:57:08 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>