<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The BBC being absolutely on the button.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f926.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--face_palm" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤦" alt="🤦" />‍<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2640.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--female_sign" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="♀" alt="♀" />️</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2x</span><span>v9t</span></a></p><p><a href="https://norfolk.social/tags/php" rel="tag">#<span>php</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/d9d8dff7-07f6-498e-8ac2-017f929a355d/the-bbc-being-absolutely-on-the-button.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2026 01:05:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/d9d8dff7-07f6-498e-8ac2-017f929a355d.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 10:20:23 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:47:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> I'm kinda jealous (wish I didn't know PHP exists)</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.com.pl/ap/users/115986424820341665/statuses/117484397412555468</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.com.pl/ap/users/115986424820341665/statuses/117484397412555468</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[speaktrap@mastodon.com.pl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:47:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:41:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span><span> my impostor  syndrome goes better each day</span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.marud.fr/notes/asn1bzcpfs1is1s5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.marud.fr/notes/asn1bzcpfs1is1s5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[marud@social.marud.fr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:41:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:41:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bashstkid%40mastodon.online" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>BashStKid</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> </p><p>I just filed a complaint about this.  I asked which of the following they'd consider acceptable for a domain expert:</p><blockquote><p>Economics correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know put orders on stock trades existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.</p><p>Weather correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know El Niños  existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.</p><p>Sports correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know the off-side rule existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.</p></blockquote>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117484372741148990</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117484372741148990</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[david_chisnall@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:41:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:40:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickiquote%40mstdn.social">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> </p><p>"We sent our Cricket Correspondent to Lord's to cover the test match but most of his reporting consisted of 'The bowlers kept changing ends every six balls, I don't understand what's happening'"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/117484371570030407</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/117484371570030407</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:40:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:40:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/117484369403003556</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/117484369403003556</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hllizi@hespere.de]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:40:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/117484360399183491</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/117484360399183491</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hllizi@hespere.de]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> lol I can't anymore <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /> "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/grob/statuses/117484359216327877</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/grob/statuses/117484359216327877</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grob@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mjr%40masto.bike">@<span>mjr</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> Agreed. This is part of why I stopped watching TV, especially “news” as it was just enraging me on every topic that I have any experience with.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117484357327114078</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117484357327114078</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:37:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:36:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> Please don't show this to Ed Zitron <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116855532748800658/statuses/117484356840841376</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116855532748800658/statuses/117484356840841376</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chapter1@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:36:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:36:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> "Cyber Correspondent" = some BBC bigwig's son who has shown another BBC journalist a TikTok clip.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://crispsandwi.ch/users/Bez_Lightyear/statuses/117484354888992168</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://crispsandwi.ch/users/Bez_Lightyear/statuses/117484354888992168</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bez_lightyear@crispsandwi.ch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:36:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:34:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/erik%40mastodon.infrageeks.social">@<span>erik</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😉" alt="😉" /> I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/php" rel="tag">#<span>php</span></a> is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.bike/users/mjr/statuses/117484345264433387</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.bike/users/mjr/statuses/117484345264433387</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mjr@masto.bike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:34:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:31:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> He was too busy cybering. — Vi</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/helle/statuses/117484333377725298</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/helle/statuses/117484333377725298</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[helle@tacobelllabs.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:31:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:29:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW PHP IN THAT POSITION???</p><p>Man we are so cooked. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f615.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--confused" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":-/" alt="😕" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gudenau/statuses/117484327729225772</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gudenau/statuses/117484327729225772</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gudenau@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:29:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:25:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://floppy.peepee.party/fileserver/01VEEPDK0WJ9C249MXE5WBXKRF/emoji/original/01KWTC0J8Z48WMQ9XYBWEVEA9W.png" title=":OhNo:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floppy.peepee.party/users/eviloatmeal/statuses/01M5HNR0K3F0VWZQQB1JZA7ST8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floppy.peepee.party/users/eviloatmeal/statuses/01M5HNR0K3F0VWZQQB1JZA7ST8</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eviloatmeal@floppy.peepee.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:25:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:23:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span><br />If your 'expert' doesn't know of the existence of something basic to their field of alleged expertise then maybe they aren't the 'expert' you pay them to be! <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😳" alt="😳" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedimon.uk/users/AlisonW/statuses/117484303593399805</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedimon.uk/users/AlisonW/statuses/117484303593399805</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alisonw@fedimon.uk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:23:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:21:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickiquote%40mstdn.social">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> </p><p>I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number</p><p>Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/117484297341163923</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/117484297341163923</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:21:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:19:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> 🤭<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.fr/users/ButterflyOfFire/statuses/117484287162047197</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.fr/users/ButterflyOfFire/statuses/117484287162047197</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[butterflyoffire@mstdn.fr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:19:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:18:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> I am not a programmer, I just had a couple of Word Press websites and even I know what PHP is. </p><p>How badly is the BBC paying these days.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Remittancegirl/statuses/117484285696501443</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Remittancegirl/statuses/117484285696501443</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[remittancegirl@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:18:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:13:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?</p><p>While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117484263361198070</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117484263361198070</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:13:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:11:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> Being Bloody Clueless.  </p><p>Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/BashStKid/statuses/117484258211609420</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/BashStKid/statuses/117484258211609420</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bashstkid@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:11:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:09:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> Tech correspondents right now frantically asking ChatGPT <em>how is website made?</em></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://martinh.net/users/m/statuses/117484248304976044</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://martinh.net/users/m/statuses/117484248304976044</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[m@martinh.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:09:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:07:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> their chief political correspondent had never heard of anarcho-syndicalism a few years ago either.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/catch56/statuses/117484239431439161</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/catch56/statuses/117484239431439161</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[catch56@kolektiva.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 11:07:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 10:56:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span> WOT??</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frikiverse.zone/ap/users/117375501472206585/statuses/117484198037839035</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frikiverse.zone/ap/users/117375501472206585/statuses/117484198037839035</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[oneeyedman@frikiverse.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 10:56:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The BBC being absolutely on the button. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 10:55:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rachel%40norfolk.social">@<span>rachel</span></a></span><br />Media talking to the experts be like<br /><span><a href="/user/mothninja%40beige.party">@<span>mothninja</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.acm.org/users/nobody/statuses/117484195571371859</link><guid 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