<![CDATA[there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead]]>there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/dbb7440e-b533-45b6-bb7e-80d681b79c63/there-is-a-lady-that-has-taken-to-practicing-the-bagpipes-right-by-the-entrance-to-the-cemetery-and-i-wish-her-all-the-best-with-her-new-army-of-the-risen-deadRSS for NodeFri, 11 Sep 2026 19:21:23 GMTThu, 20 Aug 2026 01:00:47 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 11:07:18 GMT]]>@ana Wonder if she’s related to the guy I saw crooning with a karaoke machine in 1960s Dean Martin style by a lake this week.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Patrickoldhiker/statuses/117133176930040731https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Patrickoldhiker/statuses/117133176930040731Fri, 21 Aug 2026 11:07:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 08:14:16 GMT]]>@TonyaMarie I think it is one of those that you can stumble onto by accident... @ana

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/mrrmot/statuses/117132496530288779https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/mrrmot/statuses/117132496530288779Fri, 21 Aug 2026 08:14:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Fri, 21 Aug 2026 00:43:04 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants @ana My wife agrees that a regular bagpiper would require her to reanimate.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Patrickoldhiker/statuses/117130722319761707https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Patrickoldhiker/statuses/117130722319761707Fri, 21 Aug 2026 00:43:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 23:12:34 GMT]]>@ana Shit, I didn't realize "Animate Dead" was on the Bard spell list! πŸ˜„

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/TonyaMarie/statuses/117130366443755433https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/TonyaMarie/statuses/117130366443755433Thu, 20 Aug 2026 23:12:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 23:04:25 GMT]]>@ana the dead are probably only rising to relocate and get some peace from her.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116877833902464256/statuses/117130334406231517https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116877833902464256/statuses/117130334406231517Thu, 20 Aug 2026 23:04:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:48:46 GMT]]>@ana I'm picturing something from Return of the Living Dead..

A Skeleton pops up out of the ground..

"So if you don't mind, some of us are trying to sleep down here."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/unixjunk1e/statuses/117130272868879520https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/unixjunk1e/statuses/117130272868879520Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:48:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:48:08 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants @ana

full disclosure. i do like bagpipe. but only if it's a virtuoso bagpipe player. by my definition, that's a bagpipe player who knows a 3rd song.

scotland the brave, amazing grace, and a 3rd song. πŸ™‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117130270359772550https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117130270359772550Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:48:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:33:19 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants @ana

one of my favorite bagpipe jokes:

man to bagpiper: "can you play over the hill and very far away"

bagpiper: "not sure i know that tune.

man: "no. can you play over the hill and very far away..."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117130212098665252https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117130212098665252Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:33:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:23:38 GMT]]>@ana if I was dead and someone kept playing bagpipes nearby, I'd reanimate just to move myself to a quieter cemetery πŸ˜…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/117130174039714148https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/117130174039714148Thu, 20 Aug 2026 22:23:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:39:44 GMT]]>@ana When I took up bagpipes, it took quite a while before I was sure what to do with the army. Things work out.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.radio/users/W6KME/statuses/117129529560023484https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.radio/users/W6KME/statuses/117129529560023484Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:39:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:36:07 GMT]]>@ana she may be honoring them to ensure they stay dead and their spirits are not found wanting.

nobody wants the dead to get restless..

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117129515343209453https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117129515343209453Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:36:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 08:06:04 GMT]]>@ana
Decades ago, there was a piper that practiced in an underground parking garage across a major road from my bus stop. The skirling of the pipes, the echoing fullness of the sound - wonderful!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dancingtreefrog/statuses/117126801973582060https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dancingtreefrog/statuses/117126801973582060Thu, 20 Aug 2026 08:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 03:00:51 GMT]]>@ana

Part of me desperately hopes she will bust into this one day...

https://youtu.be/gMxcGaAwy-Q

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/117125601757129652https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/117125601757129652Thu, 20 Aug 2026 03:00:51 GMT