<![CDATA[Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals."]]>Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals."

Dating hell in 2026, one of the levels Dante missed:

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/christopherbrown/statuses/117186476341540469https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/christopherbrown/statuses/117186476341540469Sun, 30 Aug 2026 21:02:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals." on Sun, 30 Aug 2026 21:00:53 GMT]]>@christopherbrown
I just went hiking and am grateful that my cats don't care how I smell.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/117186471747090487https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/117186471747090487Sun, 30 Aug 2026 21:00:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals." on Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:56:10 GMT]]>@MaryAustinBooks

Wait till those manosphere bois hit the nonenal odor stage. Hitler youth don't usually live long enough.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/QueenOfTheCroneAge/statuses/117186453232415583https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/QueenOfTheCroneAge/statuses/117186453232415583Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:56:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals." on Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:53:36 GMT]]>@MaryAustinBooks I went to a softball game this morning, got all sweaty, and am now feeling stinky and grungy.

No women have showed any special interest in me, including my wife. Am I doing it right?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/christopherbrown/statuses/117186443101506170https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/christopherbrown/statuses/117186443101506170Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:53:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals." on Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:48:47 GMT]]>(Actually a lot of the guys stank when I went to college in the 2000s, but at least it was because I went to a cringey engineering school with no air conditioning in the dorms.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/117186424189250537https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/117186424189250537Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:48:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dating hell in 2006: Men shower and people call them "metrosexuals." on Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:47:20 GMT]]>Cue the think pieces about how Gen Z women need to ignore the smell as well as the burning planet and cost of living crisis and make babies with smelly young Nazis.

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