<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[THIS is how you advertise.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>THIS is how you advertise.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/e58e3b28-2c18-4721-b69e-d38d02d1c601/this-is-how-you-advertise.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 05:04:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/e58e3b28-2c18-4721-b69e-d38d02d1c601.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:38:12 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 03:35:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> You'd think a joint named "Cooter Brown's Rib Shack" would just advertise itself without those extra promises.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/SynAck/statuses/117295609250929569</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/SynAck/statuses/117295609250929569</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[synack@corteximplant.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 03:35:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 03:05:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> I miss being frisked on my way into night clubs, frankly.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/117295487866442789</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/117295487866442789</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 03:05:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 02:27:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> If’s Weekend Beige, brisket!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/maxleibman/statuses/117295339162184921</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/maxleibman/statuses/117295339162184921</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[maxleibman@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 02:27:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 02:24:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> <br />I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OrdRadical/statuses/117295326748746064</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OrdRadical/statuses/117295326748746064</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ordradical@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 02:24:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:33:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> </p><p>"Mexican Food so authentic, ICE tried to deport it"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/117295129284852268</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/117295129284852268</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[angiebaby@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:33:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:17:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> is this an ad for a ashtray outside an airport terminal?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/i0null/statuses/117295066353343317</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/i0null/statuses/117295066353343317</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[i0null@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:17:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:11:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> <br /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/117295040370322540</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/117295040370322540</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[oohokaykay@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:11:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:10:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/oohokaykay%40beige.party">@<span>OohOkayKay</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f440.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--eyes" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👀" alt="👀" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117295038904177391</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117295038904177391</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[adhdeanasl@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:10:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to THIS is how you advertise. on Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:00:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/adhdeanasl%40beige.party">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> <br />Hmmm ... my butt could use good sugar rub right about now. 🤭</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/117294996106357624</link><guid 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