<![CDATA[This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help!]]>This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/e72ebedb-7fcf-4aef-b777-59d413a5259e/this-but-in-2026-it-s-all-ai-agents-with-ask-the-butthole-for-helpRSS for NodeFri, 30 Oct 2026 17:02:13 GMTTue, 27 Oct 2026 23:08:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 03:26:22 GMT]]>@kajer I had just forgotten how annoying it was that everything wanted you to install a toolbar and that people kept actually doing it, resulting in what basically was a virus...

I still haven't forgotten Bonsai Buddy. 😆

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/117516401571818538https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/117516401571818538Wed, 28 Oct 2026 03:26:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 03:06:28 GMT]]>@kajer @unlofl ironic because in the ie6 era google toolbar had the best popup blocker

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/atax1a/statuses/117516323272547850https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/atax1a/statuses/117516323272547850Wed, 28 Oct 2026 03:06:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:53:09 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Holy shit that's actually kinda fucking ingenious.

I would never had thought of that as a kid. I did things very caveman-ish. I didn't learn the automation mindset until my early 20s when I got obsessed with "can I optimize this process" in EVERYTHING. Warehouse work, construction, meat cutting, sales; I was obsessed with automation/efficiency lol

I would have just sat there watching the scan like an absolute shitshow of a goblin lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516034983757766https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516034983757766Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:53:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:52:48 GMT]]>@Netraven @cR0w 31-October will soon be upon us

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516033593805441https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516033593805441Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:52:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:51:43 GMT]]>@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516029340690811https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516029340690811Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:51:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:59 GMT]]>@cyanautik @kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w don't forget to take your ibuprofen and check your blood pressure.

We olds.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516026505727048https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516026505727048Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:55 GMT]]>@NosirrahSec @cyberquixote @cR0w

I was deep in the backorifice rabbit hole once we got a cable modem. I had a PC with a S3 video card with a composite video out. I hooked it up to a VCR and a 6 hour tape on SLP, and started a scan of 24.0.0.0/8 (early comcast IPs)

I then got the tape in the morning and fast forwarded until there was a port open on 31337, cataloged it, then kept fast-forwarding...

this was way before I started using BSD rather than DOS/Windows3.1(1)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516026198501125https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516026198501125Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:13 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec crack & l0phtcrack 😓

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyanautik/statuses/117516023449399369https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyanautik/statuses/117516023449399369Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:02 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Also me: "why can't I get hired?"

*looks at this post*

And I'll fuckin' do it again.

I love what I do and I've been doing it since I was a child.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516022717610237https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516022717610237Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:50:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:49:57 GMT]]>@kajer @cR0w this surely won't stir anything dark in the fediverse.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117516022429304879https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117516022429304879Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:49:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:47:12 GMT]]>@Netraven @cR0w at some point I found the original usenet post archive...

the aristocrats!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516011586035721https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516011586035721Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:47:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:45:56 GMT]]>@Netraven @cR0w 👀

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516006622172443https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516006622172443Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:45:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:45:21 GMT]]>@NosirrahSec @kajer @cR0w i just helped my friends install halo on the college lab machines

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117516004316762265https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117516004316762265Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:45:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:58 GMT]]>@kajer @cR0w I remember his power tool videos on pornhub.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117516002802583143https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117516002802583143Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:35 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w "why the fuck does my install keep getting popped? this school doesn't have IT!"

It never occurred to me that someone else in the school was a nerd like me.

I still don't know who was doing it to this day. We were nuking each others' installs and trying to hide them.

I forgot about this all until this thread and it's like someone just opened up a door to the 90s and jerked off into my brain.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516001331431317https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117516001331431317Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:33 GMT]]>@Netraven @cR0w one of the few that remember he had a name.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516001161962850https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117516001161962850Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:12 GMT]]>@kajer Oh my giddy aunt.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jjdavis/statuses/117515999792822197https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jjdavis/statuses/117515999792822197Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:44:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:43:14 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w hahahahahah are you me? I mean, allegedly anyways. I've heard a lot about myself from my hometown over the years.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515995971958143https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515995971958143Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:43:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:42:13 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w My absolute most treasured memory with my now-deceased brother is when I popped open the CD-rom tray on his PC in the library from math class and he opened notepad, typed out "fuck off, Josh."

I didn't know it was Jack. I didn't know the target other than the hostname/IP.

He knew there was little chance anyone else was hacking around the network in our tiny school other than me.

I was terrified someone was on to me, like out of a fucking trashy 90s movie about hacking; but it was just poor opsec as always 😛

He didn't let me know that was him for fucking weeks.

Devious little prick lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515991999726053https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515991999726053Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:42:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:42:04 GMT]]>@cR0w @kajer All hail KJ.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117515991413640682https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/117515991413640682Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:42:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:40:15 GMT]]>@kajer @cR0w @NosirrahSec yeah computers are a crime

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117515984250378262https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyberquixote/statuses/117515984250378262Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:40:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:39:48 GMT]]>@cyberquixote @cR0w @NosirrahSec

hah!

NetBus ~1998
BackOrifice ~1998

The school library was a battleground between myself using BackOrifice and another nerd using Netbus to remotely install and manage our respective distributed.net clients...

lol computer crimes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117515982523667653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kajer/statuses/117515982523667653Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:39:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:39:11 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w Do you know how legitimately difficult it was to find clean versions of backdoors and other various tools back then?

I mean, I imagine it was very difficult and caused a lot of headaches and intermittent footgunning.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515980050360307https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515980050360307Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:39:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This, but in 2026, it's all AI agents with: ASK the butthole for help! on Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:38:07 GMT]]>@kajer @cyberquixote @cR0w In programming class (VB6)? No.

That would be highly unethical and I was a fucking perfect angel of a teen with too much knowledge and too little sense. (or care, because I was BORED?)

...allegedly

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515975916653144https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/117515975916653144Wed, 28 Oct 2026 01:38:07 GMT