<![CDATA[Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand]]>Things that people who don't own don't understand

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/e75f1d8a-8f70-4678-af2d-09fdd1f83889/things-that-people-who-don-t-own-cats-don-t-understandRSS for NodeMon, 13 Apr 2026 10:39:04 GMTFri, 27 Mar 2026 20:37:35 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 21:02:51 GMT]]>@ApostateEnglishman

exactly

in the first, in human terms, the narrowed eyes mean "i'm going to fuck you up"

but in cat terms it's "i am contented"

the second in human terms is super kawaii cute, so much so that deadly nightshade that can be used to widen the pupils is also known as belladonna- beautiful woman, because medieval italian women used to do that

but in cat terms it's "i am going to fuck you up"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116303159055607830https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116303159055607830Fri, 27 Mar 2026 21:02:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:59:54 GMT]]>@ApostateEnglishman @benroyce Unless you have treats. Or skritches.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Fishercat/statuses/116303147447465744https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Fishercat/statuses/116303147447465744Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:59:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:55:36 GMT]]>@benroyce The first one means it vaguely tolerates you, and even quite likes you for about two minutes of every other Tuesday if you're lucky.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/116303130568216975https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/116303130568216975Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:55:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:55:04 GMT]]>@benroyce the last thing you ever see

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116267522033276797/statuses/116303128447688283https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116267522033276797/statuses/116303128447688283Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:55:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:52:05 GMT]]>All I can think about is Talita from Runaway To The Stars.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://calamity.world/users/sparrows/statuses/116303116762355328https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://calamity.world/users/sparrows/statuses/116303116762355328Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:52:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:48:30 GMT]]>@benroyce You are not wrong! 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116303102610302694https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116303102610302694Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:48:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:44:35 GMT]]>@benroyce Scanning for target, Target acquired

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aadeacon/statuses/116303087228214130https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aadeacon/statuses/116303087228214130Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:44:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things that people who don't own #cats don't understand on Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:39:22 GMT]]>@benroyce Planning, execution.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116303066729995933https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116303066729995933Fri, 27 Mar 2026 20:39:22 GMT