<![CDATA[Please share this post.]]>Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/e7c32bf7-7d9b-484e-b74d-d63468c129a2/please-share-this-post.RSS for NodeTue, 11 Aug 2026 10:03:15 GMTSun, 12 Jul 2026 13:26:19 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:38:23 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts
did you check the fine print?
what happens if you get 100,001 followers?

Remember , the Devil is in the details!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/zedaardv/statuses/116907514493517015https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/zedaardv/statuses/116907514493517015Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:38:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:34:26 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts You know, that with sufficiently large doses, salt will kill your human form as well. Judge the quality of that fact as you wish.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/toriver/statuses/116907498936880397https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/toriver/statuses/116907498936880397Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:34:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:23:21 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts Sounds nice - you can't have a bad back if you don't have a backbone.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Meowthias/statuses/116907455368504150https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Meowthias/statuses/116907455368504150Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:23:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:22:26 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tty0.social/users/fitzscott/statuses/116907451747853088https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tty0.social/users/fitzscott/statuses/116907451747853088Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:22:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:04:40 GMT]]>@bedifferent @lowqualityfacts

I grew up in Florida and we frequently had Stone and Blue Crab. We were too far north for Spiny Lobster.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907381885968412https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907381885968412Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:04:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:01:20 GMT]]>@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts A sibling went there and is now a chief geek cyber something. That's neat.

Since I grew up in MD (sort of), crabs were around and they were the best. Had a sibling crack them for me while I gobbled them down.

Memories for both of us. Thanks!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116907368838366036https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116907368838366036Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:01:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:58:06 GMT]]>@bedifferent @lowqualityfacts

That takes me back. When I was TDY at Fort Belvoir, a bunch of us went to someplace in Maryland for crab.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907356074572275https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907356074572275Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:58:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:56:05 GMT]]>@bedifferent @lowqualityfacts

That's why I'd opt for being a fiddler crab. Although with that comes the ignominy of being used for bait.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907348144973480https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907348144973480Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:56:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:53:49 GMT]]>@Enema_Cowboy @lowqualityfacts If you're a crab in Annapolis, I'd be happy to have you steamed in Old Bay seasoning and eaten by me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116907339245845288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116907339245845288Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:53:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:43:27 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907298473085983https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116907298473085983Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:43:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Please share this post. on Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:34:23 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts I know right? having kitchen salt as the only problem in life...what a time it was 🥹

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