That's what I want ... I love murder

Hugz & xxx

Sorry, they don't take worn out items ... Giggles

I want to be given to the forensic death people ... They leave you body out to rot ... For science

Hugz & xXx

In May 1986, after the Chernobyl disaster, a German satire magazine on public TV had prepared a sketch about "our grandpa": He had been forgotten outdoors, for 4 hours. Let's ask the authorities whether he must be disposed of as hazardous waste?

The show would not be broadcast on Bavarian public TV, who called the sketch "macabre and degoutant". They couldn't convince any other public TV station to join in, though, and to censor the show.

it's important work

Goodwill: *donates the body to the food bank*

Food bank: *turns body into something vaguely representing greenish nutrient blocks from a 1970's dystopian science fiction film, storing them in a large warehouse*

Me, shopping at goodwill: just what I needed for my shitposting séance

good news!

you can donate to the University of Tennessee Body Farm directly

https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/

(fyi, the UT Forensic Anthropology Center is well-respected. but you should know you're going to be some grad student's research material for, for example, gauging time of death via larval stages of a particular dermestid beetle species)

these ladies will take care of you

Dodgy Goodwill volunteer: *accidentally takes your body home to sell at garage sale*

Society Fringe Dweller: *buys body for mood aesthetic in cellar*

Homicide Detectives on unrelated case: *sends body to forensic pathologist*

Forensic Pathologist: *(secretly recognising body from when they originally declined the donation), stuns detectives by giving an earlobe a 2-second cursry examination, and rattling off name, DOB, DOD, address, height, weight, medical, marital, educational, and employment history … "

Science: Here you have it back, fixed some bits.

Yeah! Science!

Tuesdays at The Bins is always pretty smelly