<![CDATA[torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points]]>torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points

and of course, observers know what comes next: trying to shout over every breakage, every maintainer that leaves, every instance where using LLMs has proven to be a horrible fucking idea

nobody operating in good faith thinks an LLM is like a compiler. this is an AI booster meme from early 2026. but torvalds has a captive audience, so his bad takes don’t need to be new. expect to see this crap parroted once again by the worst guys you know. https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/117451805824031590

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/eb242740-28ad-4bcb-8438-b36347bbb41a/torvalds-is-really-speedrunning-all-the-major-dickhead-manager-discovers-the-slopbot-pointsRSS for NodeSun, 18 Oct 2026 09:27:10 GMTFri, 16 Oct 2026 19:34:53 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:43:20 GMT]]>@muhanga @axel @zzt this is an unfortunate truth that no one understands, but exists.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/knowprose/statuses/117455834320121121https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/knowprose/statuses/117455834320121121Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:43:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:36:19 GMT]]>@techokami ooh thank you! I’ll take a look today!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455806751172398https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455806751172398Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:36:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:34:34 GMT]]>@duke_of_germany we really fucking should!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455799860439585https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455799860439585Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:34:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:23:48 GMT]]>@axel @zzt
>> Like, do you just not value your work? Is that it?

I work with many people in the corporate structure and "not putting a value in their work" is exactly one of the reasons why they are fine with all this AI-bullshit.
They are just exchanging their time for money. Nothing more. No value creation happening.

And for some people the only time they started to create "value" is when they used LLM to make a lot of work that looks "professional". And this hooks them very bad.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/muhanga/statuses/117455757559801748https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/muhanga/statuses/117455757559801748Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:23:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:22:26 GMT]]>@ariaflame @synnfynn @axel yes we do! it’s extremely easy to find actually

but I notice you avoided the point of my post, and are now sounding like a fucking asshole who wants an internet debate on a Saturday

feel free to go find the news article yourself, you weird fucking dickhead

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455752139943808https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455752139943808Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:22:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:22:17 GMT]]>@axel @zzt It's just a too!

No it's not. It is a fucking service that steals whatever you do to begin with.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/khaleer/statuses/117455751552362982https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/khaleer/statuses/117455751552362982Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:22:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:21:21 GMT]]>@zzt never met your heroes is more true nowadays than ever before 🫠

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/khaleer/statuses/117455747893042990https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/khaleer/statuses/117455747893042990Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:21:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:20:24 GMT]]>@zzt @synnfynn @axel Oh, you have evidence that they are destroying multiple copies of the same rare, and thus probably old and not terribly relevant to modern day books? Please, do provide.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/ariaflame/statuses/117455744196150695https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/ariaflame/statuses/117455744196150695Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:20:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:17:38 GMT]]>@synnfynn @axel @zzt death is too good for some people ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/TheOneDoc/statuses/117455733299131607https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/TheOneDoc/statuses/117455733299131607Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:17:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:16:47 GMT]]>@ariaflame @synnfynn @axel they’re doing more than just destroying rare books in their repeated attempts to be the only source remaining for the data they’ve consumed for training

2026 is perhaps a poor year to accuse someone else of being a bit too paranoid

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455729948485835https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/zzt/statuses/117455729948485835Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:16:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:09:21 GMT]]>@synnfynn @axel @zzt OK now that's getting a bit too paranoid. They aren't destroying the books to prevent us getting them. Most of them are too rare to have many copies out there. They're just grabbing anything

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/ariaflame/statuses/117455700699670819https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/ariaflame/statuses/117455700699670819Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:09:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:13:19 GMT]]>@theorangetheme @workingclassgames @techokami @zzt guido van rossum worked on it!!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/117455008561779318https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/117455008561779318Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:13:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 06:00:22 GMT]]>@tael @zzt I wish he did, because people would *have to* scramble to make alternatives instead of continuing to tolerate him.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://awawa.club/objects/c0c73b69-0717-430e-9dd0-e04cda783ebchttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://awawa.club/objects/c0c73b69-0717-430e-9dd0-e04cda783ebcSat, 17 Oct 2026 06:00:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 05:42:50 GMT]]>I think we could make an actual bingo card with these AI booster phrases.
@zzt

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/duke_of_germany/statuses/117454652719436459https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/duke_of_germany/statuses/117454652719436459Sat, 17 Oct 2026 05:42:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:56:55 GMT]]>@techokami @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt yeah someone would have to give out some intel

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453764401527699https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453764401527699Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:56:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:54:04 GMT]]>@aburka @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt honestly only the people from Intel truly know

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453753209116306https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453753209116306Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:54:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:50:09 GMT]]>@techokami @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt do we know why they chose minix, and not like yocto or whatever was the equivalent at the time

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453737809065283https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453737809065283Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:50:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:45:50 GMT]]>@aburka @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt it runs Minix 3
Every computer with an Intel CPU is running Minix
Andrew has won the war

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453720839811702https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453720839811702Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:45:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:04:32 GMT]]>@techokami @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt oh right the obvious backdoor

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453558389008710https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453558389008710Sat, 17 Oct 2026 01:04:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:10:43 GMT]]>@aburka @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Management_Engine

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453346766454863https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453346766454863Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:10:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:03:20 GMT]]>@techokami @hipsterelectron @workingclassgames @zzt what do you mean by "Intel for their CPUs"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453317752666271https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/117453317752666271Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:03:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:20:48 GMT]]>@zzt dunno if you didn't see it but https://woof.tech/@techokami/117453095072801952 it is done

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453150497688799https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.tech/users/techokami/statuses/117453150497688799Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:20:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:17:31 GMT]]>@zzt You have articulated my own feelings very well. Thank you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/117453137614348368https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/117453137614348368Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:17:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to torvalds is really speedrunning all the major “dickhead manager discovers the slopbot” points on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:11:53 GMT]]>@synnfynn @axel @zzt We're gonna have to do something about him.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/117453115438240325https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://en.osm.town/ap/users/115702352497105111/statuses/117453115438240325Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:11:53 GMT