<![CDATA[This in The Onion was six months ago ...]]>This in The Onion was six months ago ...

https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/eb2b1992-619f-45f9-9a0b-0d9b109a08c9/this-in-the-onion-was-six-months-ago-...RSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 08:45:08 GMTFri, 09 Oct 2026 22:19:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 06:12:25 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
United States of Splendid Regime

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/oliparch/statuses/117415132901597822https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/oliparch/statuses/117415132901597822Sat, 10 Oct 2026 06:12:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 05:07:26 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay *insert gif of capt picard slowly shaking his head*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/wallacewords/statuses/117414877392152094https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/wallacewords/statuses/117414877392152094Sat, 10 Oct 2026 05:07:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:28:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay They may be joking about firing squads. They would be unwise to assume people who talk about guillotines are joking.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vruz/statuses/117414488889134042https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vruz/statuses/117414488889134042Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:28:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:18:17 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay ....and now, MAGA wants a new holiday season event to share their joy.....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/havvyhh2/statuses/117414448164823196https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/havvyhh2/statuses/117414448164823196Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:18:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:42:19 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay them be like: i swear it's just a coincidence!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116352254831008129/statuses/117414306730702950https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116352254831008129/statuses/117414306730702950Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:42:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:03:05 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Oh my, I wonder if pete even understands satire. Since it doesn't seem to, maybe the onion could do some retirement speeches or letters.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ottominati/statuses/117414152461231493https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ottominati/statuses/117414152461231493Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:03:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:50:09 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay was it asimov who said that works of fiction aren’t how to manuals?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/skoombidoombis/statuses/117414101645115890https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/skoombidoombis/statuses/117414101645115890Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:50:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:39:03 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay oh shit.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/117414057977012776https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/117414057977012776Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:39:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:36:16 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay We are a pathetic nation.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116949902734514584/statuses/117414047008474546https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116949902734514584/statuses/117414047008474546Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:36:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:57:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay I’m left wondering what are the chances that Pete asked Grok what the legal recommendations for executions are in 2026 and Grok summarized this Onion piece for him as actual guidelines from the DOJ…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://icosahedron.website/users/unkx/statuses/117413895099677084https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://icosahedron.website/users/unkx/statuses/117413895099677084Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:57:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:39:09 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

Onionostradamus? Or Poe's Law?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Perrin42/statuses/117413822401732640https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Perrin42/statuses/117413822401732640Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:39:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:31:57 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay oh no.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cr/users/eco_amandine/statuses/117413793967832308https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cr/users/eco_amandine/statuses/117413793967832308Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:31:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:21:18 GMT]]>@timjclevenger @Natasha_Jay well, what about cake then? Have you tried that? XD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChocoDrawing/statuses/117413752213872073https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChocoDrawing/statuses/117413752213872073Sat, 10 Oct 2026 00:21:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:44:31 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay can usually depend on the onion for biting satire, unfortunately this is the truth.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117373027539735773/statuses/117413607586426989https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117373027539735773/statuses/117413607586426989Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:44:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:41:07 GMT]]>@enthraxxx @Viss @Natasha_Jay Forget project 2025. Project Onion is where the real power is.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/117413594239769827https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/117413594239769827Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:41:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:23:35 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

Obviously The Onion borrowed the crystal ball from The Simpsons.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/rotan/statuses/117413525321808615https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/rotan/statuses/117413525321808615Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:23:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:17:26 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay The Onion needs to stop giving the administration ideas.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Olle_Gladso/statuses/117413501127331195https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Olle_Gladso/statuses/117413501127331195Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:17:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:14:48 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Watching the US, is like watching the 2001 opening scene on rewind.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/lbcp/statuses/117413490782185993https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/lbcp/statuses/117413490782185993Fri, 09 Oct 2026 23:14:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:53:45 GMT]]>@Viss @Natasha_Jay
I think they're all just writing where they see this all going and using satire as a cover.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/117413407994667171https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/117413407994667171Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:53:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:46:58 GMT]]>@Viss @Natasha_Jay It feels like they're giving ideas to these people in charge... Unwillingly, of course.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://h4.io/users/enthraxxx/statuses/117413381312994466https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://h4.io/users/enthraxxx/statuses/117413381312994466Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:46:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:43:11 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay I wonder if whatever AI that trump is using actually suggested public execution and it got it from this onion article? 😂 That would be insane but i would not be surprised at all at this point!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/117351071526034032/statuses/117413366460805836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/117351071526034032/statuses/117413366460805836Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:43:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:33:34 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

Somebody thought this was their own press release from the future.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/117413328604033277https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/117413328604033277Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:33:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:28:27 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Bread and circuses, except nobody can afford bread.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/timjclevenger/statuses/117413308476269439https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/timjclevenger/statuses/117413308476269439Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:28:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This in The Onion was six months ago ... on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:25:23 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay i wonder if the writers of the onion feel anything like the writers of the division at this point

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/117413296417886018https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/117413296417886018Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:25:23 GMT