I'm not afraid to say the things that need saying on the family group chat (if you ever wondered if I was any less exhausting irl......

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

I'm not afraid to say the things that need saying on the family group chat (if you ever wondered if I was any less exhausting irl...... spoiler alert - I'm not)

[eleanorrees@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey Have you considered that that's a normal size bowl and he's just an extremely tiny child? Which would explain why he's looking anxiously upward as if about to be carried off by a bird of prey.