<![CDATA[we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in]]>we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/eeeabba4-508f-42df-8ec5-f11f38323f1d/we-need-to-get-1k-mastodon-users-to-log-inRSS for NodeWed, 26 Aug 2026 00:09:41 GMTWed, 19 Aug 2026 10:30:29 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 21:42:41 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/117130013002179904https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/117130013002179904Thu, 20 Aug 2026 21:42:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:58:36 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog 🤘🤘

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/epiceneVivant/statuses/117129603762735230https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/epiceneVivant/statuses/117129603762735230Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:58:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:15:58 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog Welcome to Costco.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/guitarfosec/statuses/117128728344365887https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/guitarfosec/statuses/117128728344365887Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:15:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:11:39 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog hail satan

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://witter.cz/users/algebraicterror/statuses/117128711355776948https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://witter.cz/users/algebraicterror/statuses/117128711355776948Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:11:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:07:13 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog ~~ok, now we just need to turn 700 servers off while keeping the user count~~

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/miniBill/statuses/117128693906824654https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/miniBill/statuses/117128693906824654Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:07:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:06:32 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog i wasn't hard to shut off 100 servers tbh.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.yetzt.me/users/yetzt/statuses/01M0FYS3WYHCM8P8QZ0T76P252https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.yetzt.me/users/yetzt/statuses/01M0FYS3WYHCM8P8QZ0T76P252Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:06:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:05:45 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog 🤘

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/andyprice/statuses/117128688137388114https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/andyprice/statuses/117128688137388114Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:05:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:04:24 GMT]]>i love you

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GossiTheDog/statuses/117128682806631729https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GossiTheDog/statuses/117128682806631729Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:04:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:44:18 GMT]]>@ck0 @GossiTheDog Time to fire up the cat array!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117122705580722729https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117122705580722729Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:44:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:55:36 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog

mastodon.
Network health.
Monthly Active Users
665K
Servers Up
7.7K
Data collected by crawling all accessible Mastodon servers on Aug 18, 2026.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/Ralph/statuses/117122514057915456https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/Ralph/statuses/117122514057915456Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:55:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:46:16 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog It looks like a job for @catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/ck0/statuses/117122477367042592https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/ck0/statuses/117122477367042592Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:46:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:28:17 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog holy cow I didn't realize Mastodon was so big! Since when do we have over half a million people on this network?!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/trainguyrom/statuses/117122406657622745https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/trainguyrom/statuses/117122406657622745Wed, 19 Aug 2026 13:28:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 12:07:25 GMT]]>@logaldeveloper @GossiTheDog

1K more users, 1K fewer servers, and you can both be happy.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117122088674240375https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117122088674240375Wed, 19 Aug 2026 12:07:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 11:05:09 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog Alternatively, 2k more, then it’s 67 haha.

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I’ll show myself out.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/117056330781800546/statuses/117121843792055720https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/117056330781800546/statuses/117121843792055720Wed, 19 Aug 2026 11:05:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in on Wed, 19 Aug 2026 11:01:49 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog Or we need 664334 users to log out.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/holsta/statuses/117121830742477427https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/holsta/statuses/117121830742477427Wed, 19 Aug 2026 11:01:49 GMT