<![CDATA[UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces]]>UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

Keir Starmer
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Rishi Sunak
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Liz Truss
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Boris Johnson
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Theresa May
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David Cameron
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Gordon Brown
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Tony Blair
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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/f10ae4be-0210-4ed2-9c32-3e5f891e5939/uk-prime-ministerial-tenures-since-milk-snatcher-thatcher-approximated-as-lettucesRSS for NodeThu, 25 Jun 2026 04:17:45 GMTMon, 22 Jun 2026 09:31:51 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:14:24 GMT]]>@urlyman Or what would be an unmistakably British way to say "having drawn a blank"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116796061436819900https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116796061436819900Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:14:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:11:49 GMT]]>@Wen 🀭
@feijoa @Lazarou @kbm0

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796051252090407https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796051252090407Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:11:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:09:54 GMT]]>@shaedrich @shiawase @kbm0 brassicacious idea 😊

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796043740278339https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796043740278339Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:09:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:03:23 GMT]]>@artemist I thank you for this stat. I am feline it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796018070375704https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796018070375704Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:03:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:01:52 GMT]]>@The4thCircle hence β€˜approximated’. Not sure I’m eager to eat a 7-week old cut lettuce, or older https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116793332104050568

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796012124992366https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796012124992366Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:01:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:59:16 GMT]]>@shaedrich ha! No doubt 😬

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796001936313326https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116796001936313326Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:59:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:58:24 GMT]]>@floe the post at the top is *exactly* 500 characters. Everyone since has been Thatcherite anyway πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116795998486748547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116795998486748547Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:58:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:43:33 GMT]]>@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116795940114285969https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116795940114285969Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:43:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:39:44 GMT]]>@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116795925101236742https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116795925101236742Mon, 22 Jun 2026 21:39:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:24:54 GMT]]>@urlyman I'm sure "lettuce vs PM" already is a category on PolyMarket

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795630841245475https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795630841245475Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:24:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:15:28 GMT]]>@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman Might be a new self-description for political apathics: "Lettuce heads"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795593758824998https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795593758824998Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:15:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:14:01 GMT]]>@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman They could probably fill out a whole … reflecting pool πŸ€”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795588073031463https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795588073031463Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:14:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:12:38 GMT]]>@urlyman Would be an interesting way to vote:
1. Voters are ask if they would prefer the contender or the lettuce as PM
2. When the lettuce gets a majority, there has to be another round of elections
3. Media could present this similar to selecting a new pope ("Nope, lettuce again, no news")

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795582594083743https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795582594083743Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:12:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:11:04 GMT]]>@shaedrich @kotaro @urlyman Sooooo many heads of lettuce]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ack.nerdfight.online/objects/fece7581-bbd8-4b50-adb6-1c8c8ecc72ddhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ack.nerdfight.online/objects/fece7581-bbd8-4b50-adb6-1c8c8ecc72ddMon, 22 Jun 2026 20:11:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:06:46 GMT]]>@feijoa @Lazarou @kbm0 @urlyman He looks better in vanilla

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/Wen/statuses/116795559515673213https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/Wen/statuses/116795559515673213Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:06:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:50:26 GMT]]>@shiawase @kbm0 @urlyman Does that mean, you would measure EU politician's tenures in brussel sprouts?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795495334220790https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795495334220790Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:50:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:49:45 GMT]]>@urlyman @kbm0 Caviar sounds appropriate πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ»

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795492625395067https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795492625395067Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:49:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:48:05 GMT]]>@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman And that particular nightmare already lasts many a lettuce

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795486093037872https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795486093037872Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:48:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:46:56 GMT]]>@urlyman @trashboypro Excuse me? Have you called Liz Truss old? /s

I'm sure she's been called worse though

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795481533786429https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795481533786429Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:46:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:45:25 GMT]]>@rokabe @LillyHerself @urlyman Yeah, he didn't particularly like foreign ones …

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795475616749353https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/shaedrich/statuses/116795475616749353Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:45:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:29:05 GMT]]>@LillyHerself @urlyman ...Home Groan πŸ₯•

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116414828302118572/statuses/116795411367502647https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116414828302118572/statuses/116795411367502647Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:29:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:24:51 GMT]]>@urlyman Larry the cat: 114

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.mildlyfunctional.gay/users/artemist/statuses/116795394697544071https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.mildlyfunctional.gay/users/artemist/statuses/116795394697544071Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:24:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:05:23 GMT]]>@urlyman

I feel like this is maybe a little unfair to the lettuce. Liz Truss did not last for a full lettuce, the lettuce was still in good health when she resigned.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/The4thCircle/statuses/116795318196340067https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/The4thCircle/statuses/116795318196340067Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:05:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces on Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:12:04 GMT]]>@Kimota94 thank you πŸ™‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116794872580123284https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116794872580123284Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:12:04 GMT