<![CDATA[I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended]]>I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/f5a35eb5-2357-4a97-ae11-5904f447a933/i-feel-like-this-pitch-is-more-menacing-than-they-intendedRSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 12:21:46 GMTThu, 16 Apr 2026 10:44:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:17:23 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea SHOP NOW (or else)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/jussi_og/statuses/116414574966495711https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/jussi_og/statuses/116414574966495711Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:17:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:13:52 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Shiv friends 🥹🥹🥹🔪

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/115929517141480867/statuses/116414561128976901https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/115929517141480867/statuses/116414561128976901Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:13:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:50:18 GMT]]>@grob @0xabad1dea

That's what I was thinking. 👍 (Except PB aren't at all cute!)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grb090423/statuses/116414468507748734https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grb090423/statuses/116414468507748734Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:50:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:39:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea damn, I want one of those

For no particular reason, they're just cute

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116414426179703933https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116414426179703933Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:39:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:38:19 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I can only assume that the penguin and the seal need the blades to defend themselves against the polar bear.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/116414421400503647https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/116414421400503647Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:38:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:25:19 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I’m not sure it isn’t, reading it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/TerryBTwo/statuses/116414370237053858https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/TerryBTwo/statuses/116414370237053858Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:25:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:18:53 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
These soft friends are gonna shank ya.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116414344980356424https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116414344980356424Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:18:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:15:39 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
You are so not clubbing this seal.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116414332251182826https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116414332251182826Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:15:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:11:00 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I want those, but as tactical hairclips!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116414313981147794https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116414313981147794Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:11:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:00:55 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea - as a jetpens fan, I recognize this adorable and seriously functional item.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NullNoMore/statuses/116414274303702084https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NullNoMore/statuses/116414274303702084Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:00:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:54:23 GMT]]>@barrowofdirt the store is jetpens, if you want to track them down...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116414248603572834https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116414248603572834Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:54:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:54:08 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea peaky blinders vibes 🧢🪒

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/grob/statuses/116414247604441644https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/grob/statuses/116414247604441644Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:54:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:53:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea These are neat!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://barrowof.gay/users/barrowofdirt/statuses/116414245258813956https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://barrowof.gay/users/barrowofdirt/statuses/116414245258813956Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:53:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:40:20 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea *announcer voice* the hidden blade is for stabbing!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116414193369694609https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116414193369694609Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:40:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:30:20 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea “stealthy assassination, but make it cute”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itgrrl/statuses/116414154019390096https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itgrrl/statuses/116414154019390096Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:30:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:49:53 GMT]]>@whitequark @0xabad1dea same

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ursal.zone/users/capeta/statuses/116413994981723325https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ursal.zone/users/capeta/statuses/116413994981723325Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:49:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:49:41 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea it's giving "be gay do crimes" 🤷‍♂️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fd00.space/users/nCrazed/statuses/116413994201602475https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fd00.space/users/nCrazed/statuses/116413994201602475Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:49:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:46:55 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea "win every knife fight with the element of (cute) surprise!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/users/wurzelmann/statuses/116413983293752748https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/users/wurzelmann/statuses/116413983293752748Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:46:55 GMT