<![CDATA[I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets.]]>I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. I have thus far good-morning'd 6 unsuspecting folk of my local community and have achieved a 100% hit rate. I cannot be stopped. I am the friendly neighbourhood....Goodmorning-Man. Goodmorning-Man, Goodmorning-Man. Does whatever a goodmorning can.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/f79040eb-0308-4326-b0c6-19db562c3309/i-m-bringing-back-greeting-people-in-the-streets.RSS for NodeSun, 01 Nov 2026 08:50:55 GMTSat, 24 Oct 2026 09:13:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:32:17 GMT]]>@GracelessHippo

I aaaaalwaaaaays dooooooo

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495663031367548https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495663031367548Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:32:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:26:43 GMT]]>@VWDasher @MercG @TheBreadmonkey Breadmaxxing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117495641116027809https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117495641116027809Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:26:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:25:32 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey the other people: "Oh no! My memory's going. I can't remember being introduced to him!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/simonwilliamson/statuses/117495636451250298https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/simonwilliamson/statuses/117495636451250298Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:25:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:23:34 GMT]]>@essjayjay @TheBreadmonkey Which part, less generically? All I ever got in the North was a hyper aggressive AREET spat at me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/117495628739590842https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/117495628739590842Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:23:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:23:18 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey @spanghero @scribblanitea No, that’s just a Robin Williams impression.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/117495627658517023https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/117495627658517023Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:23:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:19:56 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey

Are you likely to break out into song at any point, because there are limits

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/GracelessHippo/statuses/117495614437202007https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/GracelessHippo/statuses/117495614437202007Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:19:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:17:13 GMT]]>@essjayjay @TheBreadmonkey I'm from a small town in the midlands and I have lived in London for 40 years.

My Dad once did some auditing work for an organisation called Corrymeela and had to come down to London for some book keeping work. He was also a Methodist preacher.

He complained to me that he had arrived early and decided to stop for a drink in a cafe on the Euston Road. Having collected his coffee he decided to sit at an already occupied table and greet the other person with the words "hello brother".

He said the person looked scared and moved to another empty table. I told him even if it had me sitting there I'd also moved to another empty table.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OldWoofian/statuses/117495603735122723https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/OldWoofian/statuses/117495603735122723Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:17:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:09:58 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey this is not abnormal in Texas. At least in Houston and DFW. Or maybe I just miss/ignore social cues. I Gooe Morning the HELL out of people here.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/3janeTA/statuses/117495575243657614https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/3janeTA/statuses/117495575243657614Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:09:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:02:27 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey I do this. In Massachusetts, a place reputed to be unfriendly, it feels subversive.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/117495545707410908https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/117495545707410908Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:02:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 11:02:04 GMT]]>@VWDasher @TheBreadmonkey Words!??!?? What is this sorcery?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://go.mxtthxw.art/users/inpc/statuses/01M5PS6BCBQHD6EFEVAW83YA0Thttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://go.mxtthxw.art/users/inpc/statuses/01M5PS6BCBQHD6EFEVAW83YA0TSat, 24 Oct 2026 11:02:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:53:50 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey You could become an undertaker, and wish everyone a good mourning all day...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/117495511796468249https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/117495511796468249Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:53:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:50:14 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey I love doing this, I've reprogrammed several people into responding now. At first they didn't say anything or just grunted but now I get smiles and actual words!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/117495497637133904https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/117495497637133904Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:50:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:49:24 GMT]]>@purplepadma

I used to wake the kids up by playing this. They used to hate it but now think it's hilarious.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495494402514556https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495494402514556Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:49:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:49:21 GMT]]>@MercG @TheBreadmonkey Benmaxxing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/117495494175442049https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/117495494175442049Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:49:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:48:01 GMT]]>@scribblanitea @falcennial

Very good

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495488909549886https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495488909549886Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:48:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:17:09 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey I really hope you sang them the Good Morning song from Singin’ in the Rain

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/purplepadma/statuses/117495367557420450https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/purplepadma/statuses/117495367557420450Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:17:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:15:46 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey You're becoming French?

That's the normal course here...it's nice.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/roknrol/statuses/117495362105646104https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/roknrol/statuses/117495362105646104Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:15:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:14:49 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey

I always greet everyone "good morning!" Especially in the evening!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/dianea/statuses/117495358421712087https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/dianea/statuses/117495358421712087Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:14:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:10:53 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey @spanghero High winds, visibility poor... yeah, could be.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/scribblanitea/statuses/117495342902944665https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/scribblanitea/statuses/117495342902944665Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:10:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:09:28 GMT]]>@scribblanitea @spanghero

Something to do with the Shipping Report?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495337326334769https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/117495337326334769Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:09:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:08:54 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey I do this on my morning walk. It seems to irritate people, so I'm going to keep doing it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/DaleOh/statuses/117495335093134147https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/DaleOh/statuses/117495335093134147Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:08:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:04:23 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey

For your ears to detect this effect—called the Doppler effect—the sound source has to be moving toward or away from you at a minimum speed of about 15 to 20 mph (24 to 32 kph). As the source moves faster, the effect becomes more pronounced.

https://www.exploratorium.edu/snacks/doppler-effect

The fastest human ever recorded is Usain Bolt, who reached a peak speed of 27.8 mph (44.7 km/h)

@spanghero @scribblanitea

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117495317334071328https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117495317334071328Sat, 24 Oct 2026 10:04:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 09:52:43 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey

Goodmaxxing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mindly.social/users/MercG/statuses/117495271459867619https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mindly.social/users/MercG/statuses/117495271459867619Sat, 24 Oct 2026 09:52:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm bringing back greeting people in the streets. on Sat, 24 Oct 2026 09:52:12 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey Good afternoon.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sdarlington/statuses/117495269470015893https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sdarlington/statuses/117495269470015893Sat, 24 Oct 2026 09:52:12 GMT