<![CDATA[Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."]]>Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/f7a567ca-abee-4192-b38c-e5ac8435a989/benny-the-life-advice-axolotl-says-no-matter-how-good-the-soap-in-the-restroom-smells-don-t-return-to-your-date-while-sniffing-your-fingers.RSS for NodeSat, 25 Jul 2026 04:33:18 GMTTue, 21 Jul 2026 10:02:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:58:10 GMT]]>@selzero Dude.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/ap/users/116003715330810559/statuses/116970113635577156https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/ap/users/116003715330810559/statuses/116970113635577156Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:58:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Wed, 22 Jul 2026 13:41:50 GMT]]>@selzero
I have been to exactly one restaurant where there were two clearly labelled soaps in the restroom, an unscented one for before the meal, and a scented one for after, because your dinner should not smell like plastic coconuts, and you shouldn't smell like barbecue sauce afterwards.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/RealGene/statuses/116963915215619859https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/RealGene/statuses/116963915215619859Wed, 22 Jul 2026 13:41:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Wed, 22 Jul 2026 08:33:04 GMT]]>@selzero Axolotl solidarity

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/julianlawson/statuses/116962701120310579https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/julianlawson/statuses/116962701120310579Wed, 22 Jul 2026 08:33:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Tue, 21 Jul 2026 17:11:28 GMT]]>@selzero Don't smell your dates fingers either

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HappyCrow13/statuses/116959077210143420https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HappyCrow13/statuses/116959077210143420Tue, 21 Jul 2026 17:11:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Tue, 21 Jul 2026 13:48:22 GMT]]>@selzero The axolotl is only marginally cuter than the socially awkward penguin from my first days on Reddit and /r/AdviceAnimals

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/BoydStephenSmithJr/statuses/116958278641547034https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/BoydStephenSmithJr/statuses/116958278641547034Tue, 21 Jul 2026 13:48:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Tue, 21 Jul 2026 10:36:51 GMT]]>@selzero

"But if you must, offer them to your date to smell - shared experiences are the backbone of a healthy relationship" -- Not Benny, the life advice axolotl

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/agnew_hawk/statuses/116957525523195217https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/agnew_hawk/statuses/116957525523195217Tue, 21 Jul 2026 10:36:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." on Tue, 21 Jul 2026 10:04:34 GMT]]>@selzero Good tip.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116957398613776614https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116957398613776614Tue, 21 Jul 2026 10:04:34 GMT