<![CDATA[This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.]]>This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/fb44895d-9a4c-40f2-8c86-fa1913d6ab30/this-is-the-last-thing-you-see-before-something-bad-happens.RSS for NodeMon, 22 Jun 2026 11:52:55 GMTSun, 14 Jun 2026 14:32:04 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:41:19 GMT]]>@markarayner That's what happened next.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freiburg.social/users/koltan/statuses/116755115492511163https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freiburg.social/users/koltan/statuses/116755115492511163Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:41:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:19:00 GMT]]>@DenOfEarth do we get free healthcare? How about a helmet?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/deepmud/statuses/116755027765361039https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/deepmud/statuses/116755027765361039Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:19:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:40:14 GMT]]>@markarayner "Oi! Got bread?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aanee/statuses/116754875309808697https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aanee/statuses/116754875309808697Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:40:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:32:03 GMT]]>@markarayner "heeeyyy man got any mo dat... salty bread"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nf3xn/statuses/116754843137214411https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nf3xn/statuses/116754843137214411Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:32:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 11:08:00 GMT]]>RE: https://mamot.fr/@afranke/109732533494540789

@markarayner *nods*
Had a very similar experience, although ever so slightly more terrifying.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/afranke/statuses/116753804830594543https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/afranke/statuses/116753804830594543Mon, 15 Jun 2026 11:08:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:38:04 GMT]]>@DenOfEarth @markarayner I initially read this as “Retrain a Swan”, which would definitely qualify as a challenge.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/chrishuck/statuses/116753687160760347https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/chrishuck/statuses/116753687160760347Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:38:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:11:13 GMT]]>@markarayner

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/swggrkllr3rd/statuses/116753581560953540https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/swggrkllr3rd/statuses/116753581560953540Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:20:52 GMT]]>@markarayner Wenn ich das sehe, schwant mir Böses.

(intranslatable pun, sorry)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radiosocial.de/users/DC4AC/statuses/116752911747053999https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radiosocial.de/users/DC4AC/statuses/116752911747053999Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:20:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:17:04 GMT]]>@markarayner: These kind of pictures work very well as screen background images — in case someone tries to get a glimpse of your screen. 😇

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/xtaran/statuses/116752896777779011https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/xtaran/statuses/116752896777779011Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:17:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:52:55 GMT]]>@markarayner

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/mustikkasoppa/statuses/116752801793956886https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mementomori.social/users/mustikkasoppa/statuses/116752801793956886Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:52:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:01:25 GMT]]>@markarayner by Jaroslaw Kolacz, Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2023

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digitalcourage.social/users/ingoschi/statuses/116752599322578457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digitalcourage.social/users/ingoschi/statuses/116752599322578457Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:01:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:34:36 GMT]]>@markarayner New trancecore album cover.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/TomF/statuses/116752493852936202https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/TomF/statuses/116752493852936202Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:34:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:09:04 GMT]]>@markarayner oh oh you had some kind of misadventure?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/energisch_/statuses/116752393479877365https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/energisch_/statuses/116752393479877365Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:09:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:48:18 GMT]]>@markarayner oh wow, swans do in fact have a dorky side

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/WizardOfDocs/statuses/116752311809490060https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/WizardOfDocs/statuses/116752311809490060Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:48:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:42:02 GMT]]>@markarayner die you manage taking the picture without getting hurt? If so, how?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.trueten.de/users/nofollownoindex/statuses/116752287184618017https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.trueten.de/users/nofollownoindex/statuses/116752287184618017Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:42:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:32:34 GMT]]>@markarayner Who else followed the story of on podcast?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/rconti/statuses/116752014020875445https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/rconti/statuses/116752014020875445Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:32:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:54:54 GMT]]>@DenOfEarth @markarayner in

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/PizzaDemon/statuses/116751865929289608https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/PizzaDemon/statuses/116751865929289608Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:54:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:34:21 GMT]]>@markarayner white swans will never not look fucking weird to me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116660985003036425/statuses/116751785090516119https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116660985003036425/statuses/116751785090516119Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:34:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:43:42 GMT]]>@markarayner Terribly done in parts with a smartphone photo editor's stamp editor mode, but here you go.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/EdtheChem/statuses/116751350010118293https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/EdtheChem/statuses/116751350010118293Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:43:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:16:35 GMT]]>@markarayner

Broken arm incoming, in 3... 2...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/imalcolm/statuses/116751243363729628https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/imalcolm/statuses/116751243363729628Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:16:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:57:11 GMT]]>@DenOfEarth @markarayner I love it! I want this job 😀

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/Pagani/statuses/116751167108888055https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/Pagani/statuses/116751167108888055Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:57:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:29:03 GMT]]>@oschene Very good.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116751056469413962https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116751056469413962Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:29:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:02:55 GMT]]>@markarayner
Those guys can be really nasty 🥶

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/desatyr/statuses/116750953681697209https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/desatyr/statuses/116750953681697209Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:02:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the last thing you see before something bad happens. on Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:54:06 GMT]]>@markarayner You talkin' to me?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/venitamathias/statuses/116750919029039211https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/venitamathias/statuses/116750919029039211Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:54:06 GMT