<![CDATA[yep, that just about covers all possible options]]>yep, that just about covers all possible options

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/fcf01269-78f6-42be-aced-2364ed0a858f/yep-that-just-about-covers-all-possible-optionsRSS for NodeFri, 22 May 2026 21:07:33 GMTWed, 29 Apr 2026 14:10:22 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:33:35 GMT]]>@molly0xfff in most contexts if this was coming from someplace credible I'd simply wonder "why couldn't they just say it's extremely volatile and shifts based on factors we can't really track or predict."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/fencepost/statuses/116488956503283653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/fencepost/statuses/116488956503283653Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:33:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:33:29 GMT]]>@molly0xfff

š¯‘– < Ļ€

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/carpetbomberz/statuses/116488956123008350https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/carpetbomberz/statuses/116488956123008350Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:33:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:30:09 GMT]]>@molly0xfff Then there's Microsoft, "This could take up to 10 minutes or more."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/j5v/statuses/116488942980351695https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/j5v/statuses/116488942980351695Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:30:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:41:36 GMT]]>@molly0xfff considering how much he earns (more than Jerome Powell), he should be more precise

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/xgebi/statuses/116488752093726883https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/xgebi/statuses/116488752093726883Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:41:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:41:29 GMT]]>@ryan @molly0xfff I think my favorite one is "up to 100% absorbency".

Good to know your wipes won't pick up more liquid than actually exists, I was really worried about that one for a minute

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/2easteroid/statuses/116488751622767165https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/2easteroid/statuses/116488751622767165Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:41:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:32:14 GMT]]>]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://snac.lab8.cz/pmjv/p/1777476734.528722https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://snac.lab8.cz/pmjv/p/1777476734.528722Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:32:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:17:41 GMT]]>@ckape @molly0xfff there is an imaginary component to all currencies.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gregsnyc/statuses/116488658031508149https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gregsnyc/statuses/116488658031508149Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:17:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:11:42 GMT]]>@molly0xfff the genius of it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116488634551293204https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116488634551293204Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:11:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:06:50 GMT]]>@molly0xfff This is precisely the math + cryptocurrency joke I needed to start my Wednesday morning!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://noc.social/users/litchralee/statuses/116488615385808949https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://noc.social/users/litchralee/statuses/116488615385808949Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:06:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:05:25 GMT]]>@molly0xfff I mean the value is _already_ imaginaryā€¦

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/disser/statuses/116488609808494736https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/disser/statuses/116488609808494736Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:05:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:58:18 GMT]]>@molly0xfff Come for the news, stay for the math nerdery in the replies!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/bcasiello/statuses/116488581863368527https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/bcasiello/statuses/116488581863368527Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:58:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:56:38 GMT]]>@molly0xfff if bitcoin reaches a price of 5i I'm going to be very upset I didn't invest. Any real value price and I'm just not fussed.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/pmb00cs/statuses/116488575294564666https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/pmb00cs/statuses/116488575294564666Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:56:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:50:03 GMT]]>@molly0xfff my chances to win the lottery are 50:50

either i win or i loose

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/utf_7/statuses/116488549374001230https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/utf_7/statuses/116488549374001230Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:50:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:49:09 GMT]]>@molly0xfff Reminds me of the Geico advertising "You could save up to 15% or more by switching to Geico", which presents the following possibilities:

- You do save less than 15%
- You do save over 15%
- You don't save anything

There is no way you can save exactly 15% by switching to Geico.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m29.us/users/ryan/statuses/116488545875558677https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m29.us/users/ryan/statuses/116488545875558677Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:49:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:33:44 GMT]]>@molly0xfff Reminds me of a certain US company whose commercials made the phrase "up to 15% or more" into a meme.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/curtmack/statuses/116488485266857651https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/curtmack/statuses/116488485266857651Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:33:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:29:30 GMT]]>@molly0xfff that's some real complex economics

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/phronetic/statuses/116488468594178099https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/phronetic/statuses/116488468594178099Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:29:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:28:51 GMT]]>@molly0xfff price of bitcoin will "probably not be zero sharp" says overconfident mathematician

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_sharp

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ASprinkleofSage/statuses/116488466038187547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ASprinkleofSage/statuses/116488466038187547Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:28:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:19:36 GMT]]>@molly0xfff I'm surprised no one is looking at when the price is -100

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joshin4colours/statuses/116488429661759982https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joshin4colours/statuses/116488429661759982Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:19:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:19:25 GMT]]>@molly0xfff I used to write a sports column and when I offered analysis like that ā€” on purpose, to say I had no idea what was going to happen ā€” I'd always follow it up with "you can't get this kind of analysis just anywhere."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/kingkaufman/statuses/116488428920976841https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/kingkaufman/statuses/116488428920976841Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:19:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:18:44 GMT]]>@molly0xfff

The product of two imaginary numbers is a Canadian girlfriend.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AinsleyLowbeer/statuses/116488426263876742https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AinsleyLowbeer/statuses/116488426263876742Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:18:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:18:18 GMT]]>@molly0xfff That's why he's the governor. Should have heard what the other guys said.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mandelhorn/statuses/116488424576335547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mandelhorn/statuses/116488424576335547Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:18:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:16:21 GMT]]>thereā€™s sure going to be egg on his face when bitcoin reaches a price of 5š¯‘–

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/molly0xfff/statuses/116488416912273720https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/molly0xfff/statuses/116488416912273720Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:16:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:15:57 GMT]]>@Shibanarchiste @molly0xfff my high school band director once observed: "there is a 100% chance of weather tomorrow"

(We were distracted with the looming possibility of snow in the forecast)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/SnoopJ/statuses/116488415335344523https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/SnoopJ/statuses/116488415335344523Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:15:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to yep, that just about covers all possible options on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:15:47 GMT]]>@molly0xfff Issuing such zero-value 'analysis' and financial 'predictions' still lead to really nice salaries. Same with weather forecasters.

Great work if you can get it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/rickf/statuses/116488414640437370https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/rickf/statuses/116488414640437370Wed, 29 Apr 2026 14:15:47 GMT