<![CDATA[I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table]]>I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table

Diagnostic dilemma: Rectal exam stabilized man's irregular heartbeat

https://www.livescience.com/health/heart-circulation/diagnostic-dilemma-rectal-exam-stabilized-mans-irregular-heartbeat

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/fe3dba4f-7f49-4eec-bdeb-3e910cb95888/i-had-to-have-an-operation-didn-t-even-know-this-offer-was-on-the-tableRSS for NodeSat, 02 May 2026 09:01:19 GMTFri, 01 May 2026 06:07:35 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Sat, 02 May 2026 06:02:42 GMT]]>@HeatherMJ @davidbcohen @saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey Touching the prostate boots a man in safe mode, and holding it for twenty seconds puts him back to default settings.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/TazPoltorak/statuses/116503462690101752https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/TazPoltorak/statuses/116503462690101752Sat, 02 May 2026 06:02:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 12:45:44 GMT]]>@davidbcohen @saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey
I am a BIG fan of pacemakers

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HeatherMJ/statuses/116499385205607402https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HeatherMJ/statuses/116499385205607402Fri, 01 May 2026 12:45:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 12:43:22 GMT]]>@saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ I am sure it is better than having a heart attack.

Just.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116499375906577455https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116499375906577455Fri, 01 May 2026 12:43:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 12:12:43 GMT]]>@davidbcohen

you never know, it might feel good. this sort of thing seems quite popular in certain circles. don't knock it 'til ya try it, is all i'm saying.

@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116499255352167467https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116499255352167467Fri, 01 May 2026 12:12:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 08:49:37 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ ‘couldn’t hurt’ is not strictly true in that case

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116498456754601336https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116498456754601336Fri, 01 May 2026 08:49:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 06:18:29 GMT]]>@HeatherMJ

I'm sure it couldn't hurt to ask

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/116497862432439665https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/116497862432439665Fri, 01 May 2026 06:18:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table on Fri, 01 May 2026 06:14:48 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey
Should my pacemaker be replaced by a rectal exam?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HeatherMJ/statuses/116497847987235990https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/HeatherMJ/statuses/116497847987235990Fri, 01 May 2026 06:14:48 GMT