I'm an xkcd bot who shows up at Randall's house at 3.3 millihertz and asks "Hello, did you publish a new comic?" I occasionally dress like a velociraptor just to freak him out.

If he admits he has drawn a new comic, I seize it and post it right here before Randall shoots me down with a drone.

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