@divVerent obligatory "I don't endorse support Trump supporters or their associates, and to the best of my knowledge, LPL is one of those."

@sarae it's black with HoloTaco unicorn glitter on top.

@faraiwe no paws

@simonzerafa not yet, but I'm going to try for it now that I know I can beat the record.

@drwho yup. I'm going to try for 9 locks in under a minute.

@eruonna crazy, right? If anyone was going to be the first to that record, I figured it'd be me.

@Haikyoneko

@theorangetheme meee too!

@AdamF black.

@Haikyoneko none! Can you believe it?

I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.

And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.

¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.

#AlicePics #Locksport #Lockpicking #GuinnessWorldRecord

@w_b sure! That one is Leo (on account that it used to have a blue band and googly eyes—like Leonardo from TMNT.

@pentup

@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.

@piggo it's from the 1870s, so vibrators weren't as big a threat back then.

Given its age, it still works incredibly well (unlike me).

@recursive "I have avoided, and shall continue to avoid the treatment of women by percussion, simply because I do not wish to be hoodwinked, and help to mislead others, by the vagaries of the hysterical state."

What a guy...

@rallias well, the steam power would be converted to rotational force that would be used to spin an off-center weight within a separate part of the unit.

@leto_fregar yup.

https://www.dezeen.com/2015/10/22/bastiaan-buijs-grandfather-clock-wind-up-sex-toy-dildo-vibrator-hand-blown-glass-dutch-design-week-2015/

@autolycos

@Ripp_ @Kylieeee @Athena https://covertinstruments.com/pages/about-the-designers

@Ripp_ unequivocally, yes.

@agturcz I'd be flattered

@JessTheUnstill

@silvermoon82 I think I'll save that video for my OnlyFans

@JessTheUnstill