@catsalad that is so cursed.

@bluewitchgwen I can't see the parent post; how did I end up in this nutshell?

@eruonna hey, cute butt is totally a skill you can practice! What do you think squats and leg lifts are for?

There's even a competition for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Bumbum

@eruonna I bring golden retriever energy and a cute butt ‍️

Probably a few other things too ‍️

@theorangetheme you'd get along well with my crow murder! ‍

@eruonna most of that is my girlfriend's doing.

I was just commenting earlier that she's all high-precision and careful work, and I'm digging scraps out of the trash to pop locks with

@Retreival9096 lockpicking/decoding only.

Hanging out with my girlfriend, making locksport challenge boxes for the upcoming conference next week

6 padlocked doors, 6 prize-filled compartments.

#AlicePics #Locksport #Lockpicking #DIY

@geonz still is.

@AimeeMaroux link to the YouTube stream: https://song.link/y/wFsQOJySVAw

Watching the live Epstein survivors' testimonies right now.

The system didn't fail these 1000+ girls.
Trafficking these girls *was* the system.

Hi @withinity! #Welcome to the community!

@thecasualcritic @sci_burst @pluralistic

@NosirrahSec well, I can't legally advocate property damage.

If I've ever heard of a golden opportunity to strategically pee off a bridge, this was it.

"""
Mark Zuckerberg’s $300 million superyacht passed through Seattle’s Ballard Locks on Tuesday, the same day Meta disclosed plans to cut nearly 1,400 jobs in Washington state.
"""

https://www.geekwire.com/2026/photos-mark-zuckerbergs-superyacht-arrives-in-seattle-the-same-day-meta-discloses-1400-local-job-cuts/

#FuckMeta #FuckZuck

Me when I walk into the other room and can't remember why.

@BryanBennett if you sold weapons to, say, Nazis, what would that make you?

A company who chooses to support hatred is a hateful company.

@dfx4509b yup, and T-Mo is the *least* shitty of the three shitty "providers".

@KrissyKat

@draNgNon omfg, that's gross.

@KrissyKat

Hey T-Mobile, fuck you.

“""
We are going to create—and we think we have every right to do so—an environment that is Jesus-centric, that is void of pornography, void of LGBT, void of trans.
...
A representative for T-Mobile did not comment on whether these content blocks violate any of its policies.
"""

Renting your bandwidth to bigots makes you a bigot.

@KrissyKat https://hoosier.social/@KrissyKat/116638354698049262

#CellPhones #TMobile #LGBTQ+ #Trans

@spockrocket it's the first I've noticed it, but yeah, feels very "welcome to the dictatorship".