@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.

So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.

@shadow53 omfg I laughed so hard at those! I would swipe right on any of those profiles

@pencilears

@jankhambrams that would be amazing.

I want to see it contain at least the top 5 options, in roughly the proportions voted for.

@eruonna both.

@ShnoofleBear either you voted dog/cat because you like them—and therefore missed the sarcasm, or you got the sarcasm, and picked dog/cat because you don't like them.

@Osteopenia_Powers sadly, I only had so many option slots, so several things didn't make the list.

When this is done, I should commission an artist¹ to make this scientifically accurate, world's hottest profile pic, using AI.

¹ Like a real one, not a "prompt engineer".

@Aprazeth you certainly missed the irony, but apparently so did like half the people answering.

@ibwatson it seemed by the answers that most folx missed the sarcasm, so I made it explicit

@jef so hot!

I feel like y'all either hate dogs and cats, or sarcasm

@kiwikiwikiwi even hotter...

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

@itgrrl nah, it'll probably be healthier if you don't drink it; you can fish one out of the trash.

Here's one in action.

#LearnLockpickingWithAlice lesson 11 (part two): DIY padlock shims!

Who wants to spend a $5 on fancy padlock shims, when you can make shitty ones for the price of a soda can (and maybe a finger or two)?

Today, I'm going to teach y'all how to turn a soda can into like 6 disposable padlock shims.

️ Soda cans are razor sharp on the cut edges, please be careful; your fingers will thank you 🫶

1. To start, get yourself an empty can of soda, beer, energy drink, etc.

2. Using some scissors you don't care about, cut the top and bottom off along the bevel. You should now have a tube that is open at both ends.

3. Cut the tube down one side and flatten it out into a rectangle, then cut it into 2.5" x 1" strips.

4. Take a strip and (with a marker) divide it into a 4x4 grid.

5. Then cut an "M" shape out of the bottom half of the 2.5" x 1" rectangle.

6. Fold the top ¼ of the rectangle down.

7. Fold the legs of the "M" up and over the top on each side.

8. Shape the shim around a lock shackle.

9. Shim something.

#AlicePics #DIY #Locksport #BypassTechniques #AltText

@JYeo18 that mostly just makes a difference for key control. Some are harder to pick because they have restricted keyways that don't allow much room to work—but picking is almost never going to be your concern in these cases.

@deviantollam

@deviantollam @JYeo18 seconded.

@mrfusion thank you ️