@dlakelan there are a bunch of strains though, and the vaccine is for the high-risk cervical cancer causing ones.

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@amiserabilist oh..my..god, I knew clicking that was going to be risky

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@amiserabilist I want to believe you've had this picture and song ready to go for years, and when you saw this thread you were like "my time is now!"

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@amiserabilist I'm still pissed that there's such a thing as "too old" (45) for insurance to cover the HPV vaccine Do you know how much older folx fuck?? Have you seen a retirement home?? Old folx are horndogs!

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@jkirkendall ICE is a terrorist organization by any measure; they need to be disbanded and prosecuted for their attacks on our citizens.

@Taco_lad oh no, are we starting another hell-thread?

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@pencilears I try

#Scam #Alert: There's another wave of "Registration/Verification" scams going on right now. I've suspended several today.

Mastodon admins will *never* message you to go click links or other shit like that to fix/save/unblock/verify/etc your account.

Any account with variations on "helper", "notification", "verification", and so on in their name are almost certainly a scam.

Report them.

@pencilears aww 🥰 thanks for the recommend 🩷

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@pharmafemboy *presses X to doubt*

@rallias I'm sure you were assigned (even) cuter at transition...ACAT.

@eruonna I know that's false

@alex you don't have everyone else's tastes, so they'll have to decide for themselves.

@imhotep it's already too late for me

Like y'all were assigned cute at birth or something

Ugh, why do queer people always look like *that*?

I don't even need to give examples, you all know exactly what I mean.

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@eruonna that would definitely work on me

Ngl, it would work on me too

@JustinDerrick didn't say we needed the blood for anything in particular; painting Wall Street would be my suggestion though.

@Elizafox every drop counts ‍️