Hey @mastermorphgirls, it looks like you're posting women's nudes without their consent. That's messed up.

#PornRequiresConsent

"Mr. Trump has not yet offered a coherent explanation for his actions in Venezuela."

That brain-addled d-bag has not yet offered a coherent sentence during his entire presidency.

So I'll offer a coherent explanation for him: He bombed and destabilized a country to distract from his (and his friends') involvement in the Epstein files.

I say turnabout is fair play, and eagerly await New Zealand or Canada kidnapping T-bag and running our country until a better leader can be elected.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/opinion/venezuela-attack-trump-us.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BlA.R-Hx.LrJGhvioM-hp

#USPol #Venezuela #Epstein

Hi there @thepurpleoctopus! #Welcome to the community!

I'm bringing in the new year with fire! Burning intentions while dressed as a dinosaur in a fur coat...like god intended!

It foggy...

I ended up getting a Fender Squier bass with my xmas money while I was there (thanks mom! ).

It took a bit of reading about my amp and pedal, but I got it set up as a loop pedal now, so I can play with myself

Duuuude! I went back to American Music to look at bass guitars for fun, and the guy who usually helps me was like "we got a pedal in that works with the amp you bought last time, it's behind the counter with your name on it. Free."

It turns out to be a $200 FBV MKII

Fuck yeah

Edit: in case any of y'all were wondering, this is the place: americanmusic.com — they're an awesome local used instrument shop that's been in Seattle since before I was born.

#Gratitude

The fact that you can totally:
- rent your body for modeling
- rent your body for physical labor
- rent your brain for "skilled" labor

But it's illegal or "immoral" to:
- rent your body for modeling
- rent your body for physical labor
- rent your brain for "skilled" labor
if you add the words "while naked" to it

...is fucking ridiculous.

#SexWorkIsWork #FuckPuritanicalBullshit #FuckThePatriarchy #StopSexShaming

The Guardians of the Galaxy movies are *so* much more entertaining if you imagine them as a moderately dysfunctional D&D group.

At folx suggestion/request, I set up a GoFundMe in response to BuyMeACoffee/Stripe banning me and stopping my payments.

According to BuyMeACoffee, they'll refund all my supporters within...a month. Fuck puritanical conservative capitalism and its "values".

Hopefully #GoFundMe will treat me better.

https://gofund.me/3ff7116d1

Watch BuyMeACoffee/Stripe send me a cease and desist for posting about them banning me.

Then watch Fedi Streisand Effect the shit out of that.

I'm sure they're already going to lose a (insignificant to them) chunk of money over this, because not only will they not be taking 10-20% of my tips, but whenever I call out a company here for being shitty, I get dozens of replies from folx canceling their accounts there.

I contacted customer support and made an appeal. They very quickly responded that I'm permanently suspended from the platform (and Stripe) because my *Mastodon* profile (@alice) associates me with @AltAfterDark.

So, that's that.

"""
... your account has been permanently deactivated due to a violation of the Terms of Use related to adult content. Please note that even if adult content is posted on other websites, it can still lead to account review and banning...
"""

I'll be looking for another way to accept tips (as it's kinda my lifeline); if you have any suggestions that *don't* involve platforms that'll ban me for posting some wholesome-ish adult content *on my own social media profile*, I'd live to hear them.

Update: started a GoFundMe at folx suggestion: https://gofund.me/bd5f770fd

I just woke up this morning to an email saying my BuyMeACoffee account was suspended for adult content.

Merry Christmas.

I'm going to appeal it. I've never taken payment for any adult content, nor have I posted any, or made reference to any on my BuyMeACoffee page.

Yay puritanical capitalism!

Hey Fedi! We have the chance to help save a cat on the internet!

I almost never post mutual aid requests, but I know this person, and I know what their cat means to them.

If you have a few dollars, I'm sure it would be very much appreciated by Derek (and even more so by Asher, despite the fact they're a cat and don't know what money is).

https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-asher-urgent-medical-fund

#Cats #MutualAid #GoFundMe

Okay, I'll elaborate *a bit* because I like you

They're both expensive habits, can be crunchy, are pretty good when you finally get to the meat, but you have to do a lot of bullshit up front to get to the good parts. They also both get messy in a hurry if you don't know what you're doing during the pre-game.

D&D is like crab—and no, I won't elaborate.

Quick #poll:
Have you heard of @alice?