We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961).

Named for a classic BMW color, not a lake.

First console: Atari 2600
First PC powered by: 486dx2-66

Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster.

Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.