I am Bersl. I am a nerdy raccoon of 40 years who lives in a messy dumpster while the world crumbles around.

I help maintain a big ole' pile of Perl (mostly) for a living. The rest of tech is leaving me in the dust. I'm kind of okay with that. Sometimes the muses are kind to me and let me write poetry. etiam aliquando Latine lego vel dico vel scribo. Poni poni poni poni poni.