Author, philosopher, seeker of truth, part-time lobster fancier and madman in potentia.
45% Cheese (Red Leicester), 10% snail slime, 45% "unclassifiable substance 11F".
Exiled King of the Nation of Procrasti.
Voted 'most likely to get his fingers trapped in a Venus Fly Trap through ill-advised poking'.
May be human, test results pending.