I AM DR. DEEVIL! YOUR FUTURE RULER! COME TO ME MY MINIONS! WE MUST FIRST BREAK EVERYONE FREE OF BIG TECH'S INFLUENCE SO THEY CAN FALL UNDER MINE!

MY MINION BENEFITS:

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND WILL BE TREATED AS SUCH!

YOU WILL BE KIND AND GENTLE WITH YOURSELF! I DEMAND IT!

WE WILL WORK TO FREE OTHERS SO THAT THEY MIGHT JOIN IN OUR FREEDOM, UNDER ME OF COURSE!

PEONS OVER PLATFORMS!

WORSHIP DR. DEEVIL BY FOLLOWING AND LEARNING!