Tester of software.

Servant to cats.

Rider of motorcycles.

Adequate spouse.

Recovering malcontent.

Occasional assembler of words and images.

Sometimes deliberately obtuse for comedic effect, other times accidentally obtuse for bathetic effect; rarely but not never both at the same time.

Possibly five raccoons in an Aerostich suit.

Sancho Panza to a twelve-year-old Doña Quixote.

Still bad at boosting.