Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case.

Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting.

I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again.

Unrepentant potty mouth.

Cacogen. Anthropomorph.