Not very exciting.

Earnest when I shouldn't be. Whimsical when I shouldn't be.

Held together by ancient spirits of weevils.

Somewhat terrified by initiating interaction. A night of posting will be followed by a week of hiding.

Somewhat sweary online, a mouth like a docker's mum with impetigo and an ingrowing toenail in public. The tone's cheerful, though.

If you're determined enough you'll be able to dig up a lot about me. I'm very boring and I like people wasting their time learning that.